Angel Mika is one of the many social workers up in heaven. Her current assignment is: Ensure the survival of one Sakuya Hiroto no matter what, and ensure he defeats the Demon King.
Guardian Mika: “… fúck this bástãrd! Stop picking fights with every little bástãrd you see!”
Hiroto: “I’m the Hero! I need to save her!”
Guardian Mika: “……You’re weaker than her! You **** dumbass!”
Hiroto: “Wifu! You came to save me again!”
Guardian Mika: “Who’s your Wifu?! Angel’s don’t have genders! If it weren’t for the higher ups… Ugh…”
Hiroto: “Wifu! I’m dying!”
Guardian Mika: “The Higher Ups said that you have to be alive at the end. Doesn’t mean you can’t suffer and die a little for a while. I’ll make sure to revive you later… (Or until I get yelled at by the boss.)”
What every straight men fears, is being put into a situation where his straightness is being questioned.
An older brother who has taken care of his much younger sister one day was put into such a speechless situation!
Sister to her friends: “I think my brother is a good pair for him!”
Friend 1: “I know right? He cooks so well!”
Brother: “…” I cook for you, little sister! Or do you want to starve?!
Friend 2: “He also makes clothes and stuff so well! Even better than me who wants to be a designer!”
Brother: “…” That’s because ever since we were young, that sister of mine always do things that tears her clothes! That tomboy!
Sister: “I totally ship him with the Sky Emperor! They would make the perfect couple! The Icy Cool Sky Emperor, and my Motherly Kind Brother!”
Brother: “………..” A game… they were putting him together with a game character… Although this older brother is angry, he’s much more worried about your future younger sister…
Sister: “So it has been agreed! We’ll draw a manhua and ship them together!”
Friend 1: “Yeah! I’m so pumped! He’s the perfect bottom!
Brother: Coughs blood.
Friend 2: “Want some bondage?”
Brother: Please make some more normal friends sister…
Sister: “Sure! Let’s make it super smùtty!”
Brother: Cough, you betrayed me again my sister!
“Why not be my concubine?” A cool and husky voice asked.
Brother: “How the hell did I end up in this situation? This was just a stupid idea of my sister and her friends!”