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Chapter 15: Warm Finale (End)


TL: Resonance

  “肖恒,我又来了~”门外又传来小路欢快的声音,洛予辰的脸色随着那一声变得阴沉和不满。

“I’m here again Xiao Heng~” Xiao Lu’s cheerful voice sounded from outside the door. Luo Yuchen’s face darkened and was full of dissatisfaction upon hearing Xiao Lu’s voice.

  又来了啊……

Here again… 

  “我今天又做了特别加餐哦!”声音渐近,有小路特有的法国腔中文的别扭口音。

“I’ve made a special meal again today!” The voice approached with Xiao Lu’s awkward french-accented chinese.

  我叹了口气,怎么又来了。

I sighed. Why is he here again.

  小路做饭固然是非常好吃也非常有爱,问题是一天弄出来四五顿,每顿如满汉全席一般营养丰盛,我自己都能意识到自己随着每一次大快朵颐蹭蹭地胖起来。

No doubt, the food Xiao Lu make is very delicious and filled with love. However, he makes up to four to five meals a day. Each meal is nutritious and lavish like the Manchu Han Imperial Feast. I can feel myself gradually becoming fatter after each fulfilling meal.

  胖一点好,抱着也舒服嘛,小路听到我抱怨就会说。

It’s okay to be a little fatter. It’s more comfortable when hugging.” Xiao Lu would say that every time I complained.

  然后洛予辰就会很没风度地叫嚣,又不是你抱,你关心那么多干嘛,然后强硬送客。

Then, Luo Yuchen would shout ungentlemanly, “You’re not the one hugging. Why do you care so much?” Afterwards, he would forcefully send the guest out.

  “新鲜的鲍鱼粥,是刚刚从五星级饭店偷师……喂,洛予辰,你干什么,开门!”

“It’s fresh abalone porridge. I secretly learned it from a five star restaurant just now… Hey. Luo Yuchen. What are you doing? Open the door!”

  洛予辰眯着眼睛把房门从里面一锁,甩甩双手,仿佛完成了什么大工作一样轻松愉快。

Luo Yuchen locked the door from the inside with squinted eyes. He then flung his hands, feeling happy and relaxed as if he has finished a great task.

  任凭小路在门外面谴责他的小心眼和没良心。

He disregarded Xiao Lu who was criticizing him for his pettiness and ungratefulness outside the door.

  我对洛予辰此刻的恶作剧表示默许。

I acquiesced Luo Yuchen’s current mischief.

  关了门之后隔音效果良好,两个人,一间空屋,再加上洛予辰狡猾地笑着看我,突然暧昧气氛就直线上升,总觉得该发生点什么。

The sound proofing effect was great after closing the door. In the room, only the two of us were left. Adding the fact that Luo Yuchen was smiling at me slyly, the atmosphere suddenly turned ambiguous. It felt like something should happen.

  其实洛予辰狡猾的笑是对于把小路关在门外一事而展露的,但是等他发现了我有点晕乎乎地看着他的时候,突然有点被点醒的感觉,之后也从狡猾的笑容立刻过渡到了不怀好意的笑。

Actually, Luo Yuchen had smiled slyly due to the fact that he had locked Xiao Lu outside the door. However, he seemed to be enlightened after noticing that I was staring at him dazedly. Immediately, his sly smile turned into an evil smile.

  我的心跳开始一点点一点点地加快。

My heart started pounding faster.

  这个……不会吧。

Don’t tell me…

  但是,好像也不是不可以……

But it doesn’t seem impossible either… 

  他慢悠悠地从门口走过来,其间把衬衣领口的扣子解开了两个,于是一片若隐若现的春光外泄,让我很没用地开始吞口水。

He walked unhurriedly towards me from the door. On his way here, he unbuttoned two buttons of his shirt. Thus, the looming radiance of ‘spring’ started becoming brighter, causing me to gulp down my saliva.

  他侧身坐到我的床上,典型的拍照姿势,洛予辰太明白从我这里看去什么角度的他最完美,于是毫不留情地十万福特电力袭来,我立刻从头酥到脚。

He sat sideways on my bed in a typical photo pose. Luo Yuchen knew too well which angle of him looked the best from my direction. Hence, he struck me mercilessly with a thunderbolt. Immediately, I felt numb from head to toe.

  我在心里默念冷静啊冷静,没有什么效果。

Calm down, calm down. I thought in my heart, but it was futile.

  下次要上网查定心咒来背,否则这不全完了么,根本没有抵抗力啊。

Next time, I should really search online and memorise some meditative incantations. Otherwise, won’t everything be over? I have no resistance against this.

  以前洛予辰没有特意勾引我的时候,其一举一动已经足够我可怜纤细的脑神经的负载了。

Back when Luo Yuchen didn’t try to seduce me deliberately, his every move was enough to overload my pitiful heart.

  我本以为经过这么多之后我一定能逃出洛予辰的魔爪,从此之后只有他被我迷得团团转,我则可以为所欲为逍遥快活,而现在,我拜倒在其休闲裤下,追忆着幻想中的前途一片光明,望洋兴叹。

I thought I could escape from Luo Yuchen’s evil grasp after experiencing so much. I thought that it would be his turn to be bewitched by me from now on and I could do whatever I want. But now, I’m bowing down to him as I sigh about the bright future I have once imagined.

  不过我很快振作了精神,既然已经万劫不复,那还不趁机多吃豆腐。

However, I quickly perked myself up. Since it’s already beyond redemption, I should take the chance to take advantage of him. 

  于是我的爪子伸过去,在那层上好的皮肤上摸啊摸。

Hence, I stretched out my hand and started touching that wonderful layer of skin.

  手感真好,太令人陶醉了。

It feels so nice to touch. How intoxicating.

  我在假装陶醉的同时,又挑开人家几颗扣子,现在已经是一片大好春光,就等着我扑上去了。

While I was pretending to be intoxicated, I unbuttoned a few more buttons of his shirt. Now, the great brilliance of spring was waiting for me to pounce on it.

  哼哼,哼。

Humph humph.

  咔嗒一声,门开了。

Click. The door opened.

  方写忆拿着钥匙,后面跟着小路。

Fang Xieyi was holding the key with Xiao Lu following behind him.

  小路的口型成了O形,看看我们,再看看方写忆。

Xiao Lu’s mouth turned into an O shape. He looked at us, then at Fang Xieyi.

  “我早跟你说硬要进来的话你要后悔,怎么样……”方写忆仍旧薄凉,对小路冷冷地说,脸上带着了然的讽刺。

“I told you that you will regret trying to force yourself in. What do you say…” Fang Xieyi was indifferent as usual as he spoke coldly to Xiao Lu, his face carrying ridicule.

  小路还不明就里地看着方写忆,然后又看看我们。

Xiao Lu continued looking at Fang Xieyi in confusion before looking at us again.

  我当时就怒了,小路对人生和世界反应都比较迟钝不是他的错,方写忆却是明明知道会发生什么还故意来搞破坏!

I was enraged. It wasn’t Xiao Lu’s fault for being slow in this aspect. However, Fang Xieyi clearly knew what will happen and still came in to interrupt!

  不仅如此,他还大摇大摆地走了进来,往椅子上一坐拉起了“我会坐很久,你们自便”的架势。

Furthermore, he walked in ostentatiously and sat on the chair with a “I will be sitting here for awhile, go on with what you were doing” pose.

  “你们继续啊。”他自己倒了杯茶,啜了一口,看我们所有人都僵在原地,表情疑惑的说:“你们不用管我,继续啊。”

“Why don’t you guys continue?” He poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip. Seeing all of us frozen on our original position, he spoke with an uncertain expression, “You can ignore me guys, Go on with what you’re doing.”

  然后他慢慢喝茶,看着我们三个继续石化。

Then, he slowly drank his tea as he saw the three of us stone.

  终于是小路先嚷嚷起来:“洛予辰你个禽兽–”

Finally, Xiao Lu was the first to yell, “Luo Yuchen you beast–”

  我看看被衣服裹得严严实实的自己,再看看眼前衣衫不整引人遐想的禽兽,好心地帮他把衣服拉起来扣好。

I looked at myself who was tightly wrapped up in my clothes. Then, I looked at the disheveled beast before me who leave people imagining. I kindly helped him buttoned his shirt.

  小路又转向方写忆,指着他哆嗦:“方写忆你……你……你为什么不告诉我……”

With his body trembling, Xiao Lu turned to look at Fang Xieyi and said, “Fang Xieyi. You… you… Why didn’t you tell me…”

  方写忆终于受不了了,一口茶喷出来,自己也呛了个半死。

Fang Xieyi couldn’t take it anymore, spurting out his mouthful of tea as he choked.

  自作自受,死有余辜。

He got what he deserved, death is not enough to cancel out his crime.

  我不能揣测其高深的内心,不过我相信看着我们一群人像SD娃娃一般任其折腾,他应该是很爽的。

I can’t guess what is in this esteemed person’s heart, but I believe he felt great seeing us messing with each other like Super Dollfie.

  所谓高处不胜寒,他那种段数的高级趣味我们正常人都是不能理解的。

People with great power do not have many close friends. We normal people cannot comprehend his high level taste.

  我虽然应该是没事了,但还要留院观察几日,方写忆多么奢侈,居然花钱让我住医院的最高VIP病房,在这种病房里简直极其了一切生活中可以用到的东西,连厨房都有,自己做饭都可以。

Although I’m probably fine, I still have to stay in the hospital under observation for a few days. Fang Xieyi was so wasteful. He actually spent money to let me stay in the greatest VIP ward in the hospital. Most daily necessities can be found in such ward. There’s even a kitchen where once can cook on their own.

  当然这是好心办坏事的典范,不过想想方写忆的为人,并不能确定他到底是不是好心。

However, this is an example of how a good intention has turned into misdeed. Though, thinking about Fang Xieyi’s character made me wonder if he really did it out of good intention.

  厨房……绝对是个遭殃的地方。

Kitchen… This place was definitely a punishment ground.

  “怎么样怎么样……”这不,洛予辰又端出一盘来被糟蹋的粮食来,把眼睛睁得大大的看着我。

“How is it? How is it?” Just when I thought about it, Luo Yuchen carried out a plate of food that has been ruined in the cooking process and looked at me with wide eyes.

  “呃……”我虽然受用,还是很快恢复了神智,虽然冷酷系大明星装起可爱来还真的是让人流口水……

“Uh…” Although I enjoy looking at him, I still quickly regained my senses. Though, a cold celebrity acting cute sure makes one drool… 

  看了一下盘子里已经无法辨认的动植物尸体。

I look down at the plate which was holding the corpse of animals and plants that were no longer recognizable.

  非常想对洛予辰说,你把眼睛睁得再大,我也不会再免疫力那么低了。有的时候不是你忽闪忽闪就能装无辜的,也不是你忽闪忽闪我就总能被你电晕的。

I wish to tell Luo Yuchen, No matter how wide you open your eyes, my immunity is no longer so low. Something, you can’t act innocent just by fluttering your eyes. I’m not always smitten by you whenever you flutter your eyes.

  如果不想贯上“谋杀亲夫”的名号,在把你的爱心饭菜给别人试吃之前,好歹自己先尝一尝。

If you don’t want to wear the title “Murdered my husband”, you should at least try your own cooking before letting someone else try it.

  我肖恒活了二十八年,就没见过这么笨的。

I have never seen someone so stupid in the 28 years of my life.

  自己说要学做菜,几天下来连个西红柿炒鸡蛋都做不好吃。

You said you wished to learn how to cook. Yet, it has already been a few days and you can’t even cook scrambled eggs with tomato well.

  我在大明星期待的目光下,大义凛然地拿着筷子把那个看起来四不像的东西放进嘴里。

Under the celebrity’s expectant gaze, I bravely picked up the chopstick and brought the unrecognizable thing into my move.

  然后嚼了几下,咽下去。

I gave it a few chews before swallowing it.

  “好吃吧?”洛予辰笑,笑得灿烂。

“It’s delicious isn’t it?” Luo Yuchen smiled brightly.

  我无语,我在想我为什么会咽下去,为什么那么善良要给这种无可救药的人面子。

I’m speechless. I wonder why did I even swallowed it. Why am I so kind to give this hopeless person some dignity?

  “我再问你一次,洛予辰……”我忍无可忍,颤抖地捏着手里的筷子:“哪盒是味精,哪盒是糖!”

“Luo Yuchen, I will ask you one last time…” Feeling fed up, I held the chopsticks with trembling hand as I shouted, “Which box is the MSG and which box is the sugar!”

  洛予辰看了看我摆在他面前的两个小调料盒,犹疑了半天,然后抬头无辜地说:“看着都是晶体……”

Looking at the two boxes of seasoning I placed before him, Luo Yuchen hesitated for a long while before he looked up and said innocently, “They are both crystalline…”

  对,是我教你的,盐是粉末状,糖和味精是晶体,形状差很多……

Yes, I taught you that. Salt is powdered. Sugar and MSG are crystalline. However, the shape is very different… 

  夏明修会把盐和糖搞错不要紧,顶多是吃起来诡异一点。你洛予辰知不知道谷氨酸钠吃多了会中毒的–

Xia Mingxiu mixing up salt and sugar wasn’t that bad. At most, the food tasted weird. Luo Yuchen, do you know that consuming too much sodium glutamate is poisonous–

  这个世界上没有完全的天才,人总是在某些方面是天才,然后某些方面是蠢才。

No one is talented at everything. People are usually talented at certain fields and stupid at other fields.

  所以经济学上才有“绝对优势”和“比较优势”一说。

This is why there are terms called “absolute advantage” and “comparative advantage” in economics.

  洛予辰做饭,绝对优势和比较优势都是零。

Luo Yuchen’s culinary skills has no absolute or comparative advantage at all.

  从这几天的灾难我总结出来在洛予辰学会做饭之前,无数农民伯伯辛辛苦苦种出来的蔬菜要被糟蹋,无数转基因或非野生的动物要被浪费,我们家厨房要被烧掉,我要食物中毒几次。

Based on the disasters that have been happening in the past few days, I have concluded that numerous vegetables that has been painstakingly grown by farmers will be ruined, numerous transgenic or wild animals will be wasted, our house kitchen will be burnt down and I will suffer from food poisoning a few times before Luo Yuchen will be able to cook.

  最终事实证明肖恒其人命比蟑螂,因为我不仅没被毒死,还成功地出了院。

In the end, reality proved that Xiao Heng’s life was like a cockroach’s. Not only was I not poisoned to death, I was successfully discharged.

  卷铺盖当天,方写忆又来了。

Fang Xieyi came again on the day of discharge.

  看着他优雅的狐狸笑,洛予辰马上预感不妙,挡在我前面问:“你想干什么。”

Luo Yuchen had a bad feeling upon seeing Fang Xieyi’s elegant sly smile. He stood before me and asked, “What are you trying to do?”

  方写忆傲慢地说:“我接我弟弟回家,倒是你这个外人想干什么。”

Fang Xieyi replied arrogantly, “I’m here to pick up my brother. What is an outsider like you trying to do?”

  洛予辰立刻像被踩了尾巴的猫跳到我身边拉着我做亲密状:“肖恒不跟你走,他跟我回家。”

Luo Yuchen immediately jumped to my side like a cat whose tail had been stepped on and pulled me intimately, saying, “Xiao Heng is not going with you. He’s going home with me.”

  啊?我惊讶,我没听洛予辰提起过。

Ah? I’m surprised. I never heard Luo Yuchen mentioning this before.

  “跟我回家你那么惊讶么?”洛予辰有点不爽:“房子产权证上还挂着你一半的名字呢。”

“Why do you look so surprised to be going home with me?” Luo Yuchen was a little unhappy as he continued, “Your name is still on the housing property certificate.”

  不是产权的问题啊。

It isn’t the property rights issue.

  “可是,这么突然……”我呆了半响,憋屈出来半句话。

“But, it’s so sudden…” I forced out a sentence after being dazed for awhile.

  “就是就是,”方写忆笑眯眯地把我拉过去,对着洛予辰耀武扬威:“听到小恒说什么了不?太突然了,你等等吧,小恒你先到我那去住十天半个月的……”

“That’s right, that’s right.” Fang Xieyi pulled me over with a smile and said to Luo Yuchen ostentasiously, “Did you hear what Xiao Heng said? It’s too sudden. You should wait for a while. Xiao Heng, you can stay at my place for around 10 to 15 days first…”

  “狐狸你休想。”我还没有来及回答,又被洛予辰一把抓了回去,瞪着方写忆,一副要拼命的架子。

“In your dreams, fox.” Luo Yuchen pulled me back again before I could reply. He glared at Fang Xieyi looking like he was ready to fight for his life.

  “肖恒,跟我回家。”

“Xiao Heng, go home with me.”

  他抱着我,非常亲近,我整个人都陷在他的拥抱里面,很舒服很温暖,他的声音又低沉,我几乎就要被他催眠了。

He hugged me very closely and I was fully trapped in his embrace. It was very warm and comfortable. Coupled with his low voice, I felt like I was about to be hypnotised by him.

  肖恒,不能那么没骨气,这样就跟他走了?

Xiao Heng, you can’t be so yielding. Are you following him just like that?

  不能就这么算了,不能就这么原谅他了,起码要让他受受罪才能再跟他回去,否则当心他故态复萌。

You can’t let it go just like this. You can’t forgive him so easily. You should at least let him suffer first before going back with him. Or else, he might just go back to his old ways.

  这是趁洛予辰不在的时候,方写忆和小路拼命灌输我的。

This was what Fang Xieyi and Xiao Lu had tried to desperately instill in me when Luo Yuchen wasn’t around.

  可是……洛予辰也受了很多苦,当时我说。

But… Luo Yuchen has suffered a lot too. I replied so back then.

  然后小路和方写忆彻底拿我没辙。

Xiao Lu and Fang Xieyi couldn’t do anything about me.

  然后两个人问我,万一洛予辰再做出对不起你的事,你怎么办?

Then they asked me, What will you do if Luo Yuchen does something wrong to you again?

  我只好敷衍说万一那种事发生了我肯定甩了他一定甩了他保证甩了他。

I gave a perfunctory reply, If that happens, I will definitely dump him.

  然后迎来了那两个人蔑视和不信的眼神。

What came after was their disdainful and unbelieving eyes.

  “肖恒……”洛予辰看我没有反应,有点委屈。

“Xiao Heng…” Luo Yuchen felt wronged not receiving my reply.

  我看着洛予辰的楚楚可怜,觉得幸好我这辈子不会有小孩,否则我也教育不好。如果我天天对会撒娇的小孩都像对洛予辰这么心软,天资再好的孩子也很快被我惯坏了。

Seeing Luo Yuchen’s pitiful look, I felt lucky that I won’t ever have kids. Or else, I won’t be able to educate them well. If I’m always indulgent with kids that act pitiful like Luo Yuchen, the kid will grow up spoilt no matter how good his character was.

  “跟我回家吧,我保证会对你好的。”他继续放电,继续诱惑。

“Go home with me. I promise I will treat you well.” He continued tempting me.

  “呃……那就……”

“Uh… Then…”

  于是我就被这么连哄带骗地给带回了我们的家。

Thus, I was coaxed home just like that.

  虽然那几个月在洛予辰身边也经常看它,可是真正踏进来,感觉还是有所不同。

I have seen this place for that few months I have been with Luo Yuchen, but it still felt different when I stepped in for real.

  只是半年不见,就有点异样,有点陌生。

Only half a year has passed but it felt strange.

  大概是因为我挂满洛予辰海报的那面墙空了下来,看着有些不习惯,明天我就把它用等身海报盖起来。

Perhaps I wasn’t used to seeing the wall I used to hang Luo Yuchen’s posters empty. I will cover it up with life sized posters tomorrow.

  用洛予辰今年情人节笑得非常灿烂的那张,这次绝对不管洛予辰是否反对,我已经垂涎觊觎良久了。

I will use this year’s valentine poster showing Luo Yuchen extremely bright smile. I’m not going to care about Luo Yuchen’s opinion this time. I have been coveting it for so long.

  所有的摆设和家具都还在它们该在的地方,大大的白沙发还是那样让人有种往上躺的冲动。

All the furniture are still at their original position. The large white sofa makes people want to lay on it just like before.

  洛予辰就是被它诱惑的,他就喜欢睡沙发,不怎么睡床,不知道这种习惯在我回来之后能不能改一改。

Luo Yuchen had certainly been tempted by it and liked sleeping on the sofa instead of the bed. I wonder if this habit will change now that I have returned.

  到底有什么不一样呢?

Just what was different?

  我发现好像房子突然小了。

I feel that the house suddenly seemed smaller.

  明明是同一间,我以前总是觉得它大大的空荡荡的,现在却很小很温暖。

It’s clearly the same house. In the past, I always felt that it was large and empty. Now, it felt small and warm.

  可能是因为洛予辰拉着我,让我觉得不是那么可悲,不是那么渺小,不是那么孤单。

It may be due to me no longer feeling sad, insignificant and lonely with Luo Yuchen pulling me along. 

  其实小点真没什么不好。

The house being smaller isn’t a bad thing.

  他把我拉到我原来的房间门口,像一个绅士帮淑女打开饭店的豪华玻璃门一样优雅地帮我打开我房间的门。

He pulled me to the outside of my original room. He elegantly helped me open the door to my room like a gentleman helping a lady open the luxurious glass door of a restaurant. 

  有的时候我不想那么没用,不想那么容易被感动。

Sometimes, I feel that I shouldn’t be so worthless and so easily moved.

  我付出了那么多,应该不是被一些小恩小惠就收买了的。

I have put in so much effort, I shouldn’t be so easily moved by such little kindness.

  但是我真的不行,只是看着我的房间我就差点哭了。

But I just can’t help it. I almost cried just by looking at my room.

  我所有的东西安安静静地放在它们原来的位置,一点不少,一点不乱,就好像我从来没有从这房间里离开过一般。

All my things were sitting quietly in their original position. Nothing was missing or messy, as if I never left this room before.

  他把我丢在方写忆的白色小洋房里的东西全部搬回来,没征得我的同意,真是强盗行径。

He brought back everything I have dumped at Fang Xieyi’s white villa. He didn’t ask for my consent. What a bandit.

  我想不通洛予辰怎么会记得我把东西都放在哪里,他总是乱丢东西,他应该连他自己的东西都不知道在哪里才对。

I can’t understand how Luo Yuchen remembers where I placed my items. He always threw his things around. He probably don’t remember where he placed his own items.

  然而他做到了,这些东西不可能是我自己梦游放的,洛予辰有时候真的很特别,能创造一些我完全想不通的奇迹。

Despite that, he still did it. There’s no way I have sleepwalked and placed these items myself. Luo Yuchen is really special sometimes, able to create wonders I can’t make sense of.

  不至于爱我爱到潜意识里这些都记得的地步吧,我得意,自尊心极度膨胀,但是不敢回头看他,我担心看到他的脸我真的会哭出来。

Don’t tell me he loves me so much he can remember these at a subconscious level? I felt pleased and my self-esteem rose exponentially. However, I didn’t dare look back at him. I’m worried that I will really cry if I see his face.

  我死命压下去鼻尖酸酸的感觉,走过去若无其事地查看我那些半年不见的宝贝们。

I tried my best to push away the sourness at the tip of my nose. I act like nothing has happened and walked over to check my precious babies that I haven’t seen for half a year.

  其实有一个东西不一样了,我看得见。

There was one thing that was different. I can see it.

  洛予辰却以为我注意力差到那种地步,还特意跑过去坐着吸引我的注意力。

Yet, Luo Yuchen thought that my awareness was so terrible he specially ran forward and sat on it to attract my attention.

  KING-SIZE的床,真舍得买,幸好我房间够大,塞进来也不显得特别挤。

He sure was willing to spend and buy a king-size bed. Fortunately, my room was large enough and the bed didn’t make it too cramped.

  挺有弹性的,我按了按,这样说不定会比沙发舒服。

I pressed on it. Quite elastic, perhaps it will be more comfortable than the sofa.

  “喜欢吗?”他问。

“Do you like it?” He asked.

  “还不错。”我说,心想那么好的床应该能吸引你天天来睡了吧。

“Not bad.” I said, while thinking in my heart that such a good bed should be able to tempt you to sleep on it everyday.

  “买床的时候,还附带床上用品了哦。”洛予辰笑笑,笑得很健康,健康到我完全没有想歪。

“Bed use items[1] were included when I bought the bed.” Luo Yuchen smiled very cleanly to the point I wasn’t thinking in the dirty direction.

  “是什么?”我看他饶有兴趣,就傻傻地上钩。

“What is it?” I became interested after looking at him and foolishly took the bait.

  于是洛大美人闻言灿然一笑,往床上重重一躺。

Thus, beauty Lu smiled brightly and laid down heavily on the bed.

  “实惠。”我看着活色生香的“床上用品”,点头赞许,然后转身准备走出房间。

“Quite substantial.” I nodded my head in approval after seeing the colourful “bed use items”. Then, I turned around and prepared to leave the room.

  “肖恒?”洛大美人显然没有想到自己的美人计会对我失效,花容失色地从床上坐起来:“你要去干嘛?”

“Xiao Heng?” Beauty Lu clearly didn’t expect that his honey trap would fail. I sat up from the bed in shock and said, “Where are you going?”

  “打电话啊。”我无辜地看着洛予辰,无辜地说。

“I’m going to make a call.” I look at Luo Yuchen innocently and said.

  “打电话干嘛?”洛予辰开始跟不上我的思维跳跃,也开始犯傻。

“Why are you making a call?” Luo Yuchen also started acting silly as he couldn’t catch up with my train of thoughts.

  “床上用品我很喜欢,打算再买张床,看还送不送。”我继续装傻,欣赏洛予辰脸上的表情从疑惑变成清明,再从清明变成抓狂。

“I like the bed use items very much, so I intend to buy one more bed and see if they will still send them.” I continued acting silly as I admired the sight of Luo Yuchen’s expression changing from uncertainty to understanding to wild.

  我赶紧逃,可惜房子太小了,到处都是死角,很快就转悠回了自己的房间然后被洛予辰逼到无路可退。

I quickly ran. Unfortunately, the house was too small and everywhere was a dead end. Very quickly, I ended up back in my room and couldn’t escape from Luo Yuchen.

  然后他轻轻一推,我就束手就擒地被他压倒在床上。

Then, he lightly pushed me and I got pressed down by him on the bed obediently.

  “好重的床上用品,”我抱怨:“我要退货……唔……”

“There bed use item is too weighty.” I complained, “I want to return the goods… wu…”

  被吻了,唔……不知道脑子空白了多少秒,洛予辰的技术真好……

I was kissed. Wu… My mind blanked out. Luo Yuchen’s technique is so good… 

  “真的要退货?”他好整以暇看着我的气喘吁吁,调笑道。

“You really want to return the goods?” He teased as he patiently looked at me pant.

  “当然!”我嘴硬:“要退……唔!”

“Of course!” I said stubbornly, “I want to return… wu!”

  嘴硬的后果,是又被吻了。

The consequence of being stubborn was another kiss.

  明明应该是很舒服很幸福的一件事。

It should have been a very comfortable and happy thing.

  可能是以前没有被他认认真真地亲过的委屈太多,也可能是回到了这里抱着这个人能够终于安心,或者是我就这么矫情,我被他很温柔很亲昵地对待,却忍不住哭了起来。

Perhaps I had too much grievance as I have never been kissed so seriously before, perhaps I finally feel rest assured that I’m back here hugging this person, or perhaps I’m just unreasonable. I am currently treated gently and intimately by him, yet I couldn’t control myself and cried.

  没用啊……忆苦是要思甜,我却忆苦被苦得哭出来。

I’m so pathetic… Remembering the bitter memories is for me to think about the sweet moments. Yet, my bitter memories has pained me to tears.

  “肖恒,肖恒……”他抱着我,轻轻念我名字,任我自私地在委屈着。

“Xiao Heng, Xiao Heng…” He hugged me and gently called my name while letting me selfishly feel aggrieved.

  我知道他肯定在心疼我。

I know that he is definitely distressed for me.

  明明他经历的,他记住的,一点也不比我少。

He clearly experienced and remembered as much as me.

  却因为我先付出了,可以狡猾,可以跟他撒娇,他却一点委屈一点脆弱也不敢在我面前透漏,还要怀着负罪感处处照顾我的心情。

Yet, I could be sly and unreasonable because I put in effort first. He didn’t dare show any grievance and weakness before me and still had to take care of my feelings while carrying his guilt.

  我不想让洛予辰觉得欠我,因此我觉得我应该在更坚强点才行。

I don’t want to make Luo Yuchen feel that he owes me. Therefore, I feel that I should be stronger.

  前方光芒万丈的玫瑰色人生在等着我,我委屈个头,哭个头啊。

My rosy and bright future is right before me. Why am I feeling aggrieved and crying?

  我擦干眼泪,看着洛予辰被我揉皱的衣领,半散开的领带,非常性感,配着他无辜带着些微担忧并可怜兮兮的表情,哼,哼哼,太引人犯罪。

I wiped away my tears. I looked at Luo Yuchen’s collar which has been crumpled and spread open by me. It was very sexy. Coupled with his innocent, worried and pitiful expression? Hmph hmph. He’s tempting someone to commit a crime.

  “美人,你知道床上用品的一大功用是什么?”我觉得哭过的样子肯定丑丑的,但还是无耻地问。

“Beauty, do you know the function of the bed use item?” I asked shamelessly despite feeling that I probably looked very ugly after crying.

  “侍寝?”他终于放心,潇洒地把领带一抽,魅惑无比:“那陛下您今天想要几次?”

“Nightly activities[2]?” He was finally at ease. He pulled pulled down his tie dashingly and said charmingly, “In that case your majesty, how many times do you want it today?”

  “多多益善,”我不怀好意地笑,亲了一下他的手指:“非叫你求饶不可。”

“The more the better.” I smiled evilly, then kissed his finger and said, “Until I beg for mercy.”

  “那是我要说的。”洛予辰并不为我挑衅所动,断定我会败在他手里。

“That’s what I was going to say.” Luo Yuchen wasn’t provoked by me, feeling certain that I will be defeated by him.

  然后他微微笑着,解开几个口子,把我迷得晕头转向后,向我慢慢压下来。

Then, he smiled and unbuttoned a few buttons. He turned the giddy me around and slowly pressed down on me.

  嗯,至于之后的事情嘛……少儿不宜,非礼勿视,非礼勿听。

Hmm. As for what happened afterwards… It’s not suitable for children and not suitable to be seen or heard.

  总之新家不错,新床的弹性很好,床上用品也很令人满意。

In conclusion, my home is great, the new bed is very elastic and the bed use item is very satisfactory.

  就是这样了。

That’s all.

End

[1] Bed use item – 床上用品 has two meanings, one being bedclothes and the other being items used on bed.

[2] Nightly activities – Luo Yuchen used the term 侍寝(shì qǐn) which is used to refer to how the emperor would choose a concubine to come to his room at night for sexual activity.


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One thought on “[LLBN] Chapter 15: Warm Finale (End)

  1. Jason says:

    I was hoping XH was comatose, instead dead, so imagine the heart break when XL said he committed sucide. Am so glad they have a HE. Tx for your translation.

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