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   ☆、第8章 “师尊,精尽人亡是什么亡?”

Chapter 8: Master, What Kind Of Death Is Dying From Excessive Ejaculation?

   穆辰问褚千双:“你刚才说的消息,是什么?”

Mu Chen asked Chu Qianshuang, “You said there was news just now, what is it?”

   “啊!我在来的路上听说昨天被您烧了的那个洞主死了,是不是很振奋人心?”褚千双活泼的蹦来蹦去,围着穆辰转了两圈又去拽镜庭的头发,惹的镜庭拔剑就砍他。两个看起来年纪差不多的少年,一人一把宝剑在空中就开始飞来飞去,互相砍得火花四溅。穆辰抬手布置了个结界,见顾云玦仰着脸很感兴趣的样子,也就任他们折腾。

“Ah! While coming here, I heard that that Cave Master you’ve burnt before had died, isn’t it very inspiring?” Chu Qianshuang lively jumped around, and did two laps around Mu Chen before going and pulling Jing Ting’s hair, provoking him to raise his sword and chop at him. The two youngsters that looked around the same age, both holding a sword and started to fly about in the sky, sparks would fly out as they clashed against each other. Mu Chen raised his hand to make a boundary. Seeing how Gu Yunjue looked quite interested, he allowed them to fight.

   俩人啪啪啪砍了一会儿,双双落地,镜庭冷冷的哼了一声,站在穆辰身后就不再言语。一张酷酷的脸,冷若冰霜。

The two clashed for a while before they fell to the ground. Jing Ting coldly hmphed once and stood behind Mu Chen, no longer saying anything. His cool face was as cold as ice and frost.

   褚千双掐着腰,也哼唧一声,看到镜庭那张和他师尊一样的冷脸就想揍他,没有理由的就想揍了找找快感。可惜他俩的功力半斤八两,谁也占不了谁便宜。拍了拍手,跑到穆辰对面坐下,他也不客气,给侍女要了双筷子,坐下就吃。

Chu Qianshuang clutched his waist and also hmphed once. When he sees Jing Ting’s cold face that was just like his Master, he just gets the urge to beat him. There was no reason, he just wanted to beat him for pleasure. But it was a pity the difference between their martial arts weren’t much, so neither was able to win against the other. Clapping his hands, he sat down across from Mu Chen and bluntly asked for the maid to get him some chopsticks, then sat down and ate.

   镜明看他跟饿了好几顿一样,调侃道:“你师尊不给你饭吃?”

Jing Ming looked at him who was eating like he had starved for several meals and mocked, “Your Master doesn’t give you good?”

   褚千双赶忙往嘴里巴拉一块肉,含糊的说:“师尊说我早就可以辟谷,应该少吃多动,吃多了会胖成球,肯定不灵活。”

Chu Qianshuang hurriedly place a piece of meat into his mouth before vaguely answering, “Master said that I could long abstain from eating, so I should eat less and move more. If I eat more then I would turn into a fat ball and would not be lively.”

   看着对方胡吞海塞的模样,穆辰面无表情的看顾云玦,眼神比平时都亮了几分。

Looking at how the other was swallowing without stopping, Mu Chen expressionlessly watched over Gu Yunjue, his eyes a bit brighter than usual.

   顾云玦嘴角抽了抽,笑眯眯的看穆辰,装作看不懂他的意思。撑死他也没这头猪的食量好,师尊还是不要想了。

Gu Yunjue’s mouth twitched and smiled at Mu Chen, pretending he did not understand what he was hinting. He was already bursting and still cannot compete with this pig in the amount of eaten food, so it was best his Master forgets it.

   风卷残云的吞下去一盘子肉,褚千双这才继续说:“我的消息还没说完,振奋人心的说了,惊世骇俗还没说。”

Swallowing down another plate of meat like the wind, Chu Qianshuang then continued, “I’m not done with the news yet, speaking of inspiring people, the universally shocking part I still haven’t said.”

   穆辰的脸色表示对八卦一点也不感兴趣,只对小徒弟食欲好一点感兴趣…

Mu Chen’s face showed that he was not the least bit interested in gossip, he was only interested in his little disciple’s appetite…

   “惊世骇俗的是那个长老的死法,昨晚他重塑肉身之后宠幸了两个婢女,当场精尽人亡,现在整个崇云门内外都传遍了,真是晚节不保。”

“What is universally shocking is how that Elder died. After he had remade his body yesterday, he made love with two servant girls and died from excessive ejaculation at the scene. This has been transmitted throughout the entire Lofty Cloudy Sect, already old yet cannot save one’s integrity.”

   穆辰赶紧捂住顾云玦的耳朵,嫌弃的看着褚千双,也不知道柳寒之是怎么教的徒弟,小小年纪怎么什么都懂。

Mu Chen hurriedly covered Gu Yunjue’s ears, looking at Chu Qianshuang annoyed. He did not know just how Liu Hanzhi taught his disciple, so young and yet understands everything.

   偏偏顾云玦还一脸无知、求知欲爆棚的问了句:“师尊,精尽人亡是什么亡?”

But unfortunately for him, Gu Yunjue with a face of ignorance and full of desire for knowledge, asked him a line, “Master, what kind of death is dying from excessive ejaculation?”

   穆辰:“……就是不得好死。”为了不让徒弟学坏,穆辰拉着顾云玦的手,起身就想走。

Mu Chen: “…It means a bad way to die.” So that his disciple would not follow bad examples, Mu Chen pulled Gu Yunjue’s hand and walked away.

   顾云玦暗笑,师尊用的词汇还是这么少,嘴巴还是这么笨,撒谎的时候眼睛会直勾勾的盯着人,做出十分严肃的样子,真是太可爱了。

Gu Yunjue snickered, his Master’s vocabulary was still so small, his mouth so stupid. When he lies, his eyes would be fixed on the person and he would use a very serious appearance, it was really too cute.

   诸千双赶紧喊:“师伯祖留步,我师尊让我来送见面礼。”把最后一个丸子塞进嘴里,褚千双用袖子擦了擦嘴,从空间手镯里拿出一把长剑。沧桑的黑色剑鞘上雕着一朵九瓣青莲,一拿出来周围就感觉到了杀气,任谁也知道绝不是凡品,“师尊说这个属性正好适合小师伯,他说小师伯一看就适合做剑修,炼丹太浪费巴拉巴拉巴拉……”嘴巴完全停不下来。

Chu Qianshuang hurriedly yelled, “Grand Martial Uncle doesn’t need to see me out and my Master had me come deliver a gift.” After stuffing the last meatball into his mouth, Chu Qianshuang wiped his mouth with his sleeve and took out a sword from his space bracelet. Carved on the black sword’s scabbard was a nine petal lotus, the moment it appeared, a murderous spirit could be felt in the surroundings. Anyone could tell that it was in no way an ordinary item. “Master said that the attribute of this was just right for Little Martial Uncle, he said he could tell Little Martial Uncle fitted this sword with one look. Having him learn pill alchemy was too wasteful blah blah…” His mouth completely wouldn’t stop.

   穆辰不满的抱紧顾云玦,那个冰块偷看他徒弟,还把自己曾经的用剑送给他徒儿,难道觉得他徒儿乖巧可爱,想抢他徒儿不成?做梦!

Mu Chen unhappily hugged Gu Yunjue tightly, that ice cube had peeped on his disciple and had even sent him his old sword to his disciple. Perhaps he felt that his disciple was clever and adorable, so he wanted to snatch him? In his dreams!

   顾云玦紧紧搂住穆辰的脖子,脸色阴沉,那个为了师尊敢独闯妖界的剑修难道心悦小师尊?要不然为什么送自己这么贵重的东西?想要迂回讨好师尊?做梦!

Gu Yunjue tightly held Mu Chen’s neck, his face dark. Perhaps that sword cultivator that had dared to solo-charge into the demon realm likes his little Master? Otherwise, why would he send such a precious thing? He wanted to indirectly win Master’s favor? In his dreams!

   穆辰挥挥袖子,顺手扔给褚千双一瓶和顾云玦手里一样的丹药,赶紧打发他走,生怕一眼看不住就把让他纯洁的小徒弟教坏了。

Mu Chen waved his sleeve, throwing to Chu Qianshuang a bottle of pills just like the one he had given to Gu Yunjue. He needed to quickly make him leave, otherwise his pure little disciple may be misguided by him when he’s not paying attention.

   待人走后,顾云玦笑眯眯的打听:“师尊,那个人是……”

After making him leave, Gu Yunjue smiled and asked, “Master, that person was…”

   “是寒阳宫的弟子,你叫他小六便好,人不错,就是爱吃,饿极了连他师尊都敢咬。”

“He’s Hanyang Palace’s disciple, you can just call him Little Six. His character is fine, but he loves to eat, when he’s too hungry he would even bite his Master.”

   当时他被仙界联手囚禁,每天都有一只小花猪无视结界偷偷跑来看他,还安慰他他们一定会想办法救他。如果他的感觉没错,那只小花猪应该就是褚千双,对方的身份不知道柳寒之知不知道。不知道想到了什么,穆辰脸色有些古怪。随后他摇摇头,觉得自己应该是想多了。

Back when he was imprisoned by the Immortal Realm, there would always be a little fancy pig that would sneak in and see him, comforting that they would definitely find a way to save him. If his feeling was right, that little fancy pig was Chu Qianshuang, he didn’t know if Liu Hanzhi knew it was him. He didn’t know what he had thought as Mu Chen’s expression became somewhat strange. He then shook his head, feeling he was thinking too much.

   “徒儿想问的是送徒儿那把剑的人,师尊和他很熟吗?”一想到穆辰和柳寒之的“复杂”关系,顾云玦很是不爽。

“What disciple wants to ask about is the person that sent the sword, is Master really familiar with him?” Once he thought of Mu Chen and Liu Hanzhi’s “complicated” relationship, Gu Yunjue felt very unwell.

   穆辰抱着小徒弟的手又紧了紧,不高兴的嗯了一声,小徒弟上辈子确实修炼剑术,剑术比炼丹好,他的资质,确实适合做一个剑修。穆辰有些犹豫,自己自私的把他留在身边,是不是真的对他好?如果换一个像柳寒之这种剑修做师尊,顾云玦会不会更有前途,而不是陪着自己关起门来炼丹制药。

The hand Mu Chen used to hold his tighten, he unhappily made a sound of agreement. His little disciple did practice the sword in his past life, and his sword skills were better than his concocting. His aptitude was indeed fit for being a sword cultivator. Mu Chen was somewhat hesitant was it really good for Gu Yunjue for him to selfishly make him stay by his side? Would Gu Yunjue have more prospects if he had a sword cultivator like Liu Hanzhi as his Master, rather than making him accompany him and stay shut inside to make pills.

   自从提了柳寒之,穆辰就不说话了,顾云玦抿着嘴,脸上的笑容也冷下来,难道师尊和柳寒之真的有什么不可告人的暧昧?

Ever since Liu Hanzhi was mentioned, Mu Chen stopped talking. Gu Yunjue pursed his lips, the smile of his face turning colder. Perhaps his Master and Liu Hanzhi really had some kind of hidden relationship?

   “师尊,”顾云玦晃了晃穆辰,问他:“柳师弟是个什么样的人?”他故意把师弟两个字咬得很重,提醒穆辰不要忘了你们的身份,和师侄相恋有悖伦理,师尊心里只要有他这个徒弟就够了,和师侄暧昧什么的,趁早放弃!

“Master,” Gu Yunjue shook Mu Chen and asked some more, “What kind of person is Junior Brother Liu?” He deliberately put heavy emphasis on the two words ‘Junior Brother’ to remind Mu Chen not to forget his identity. Having romance with Martial Nephew was against ethics, as long as Master has him, this one disciple in his heart, it was enough. Whatever ambiguous relationship with Martial Nephew and so on, it was best to abandon as soon as possible!

   穆辰想了想他和柳寒之间,算上上辈子总共相识的这两百多年,感慨的说:“曾经他是我的伴读,十几岁的时候和另一个人一起,我们相伴来到崇云门。”

Mu Chen thought about his relationship with Liu Hanzhi, including the two hundred years he had know him in his past life and sighed with sorrow, “He was once my studymate, when we were over ten years old we had another person with us. We accompany each other to Lofty Cloudy Sect.”

   穆辰抱起顾云玦往外走去,边有边说,镜明歪着头看着穆辰走远的身影,用胳膊肘捣了身边的镜庭一下,“没想到宫主和柳长老还有这样的关系,他从来没和别人提起过。”

Mu Chen carried Gu Yunjue and walked out, while walking he also spoke. Jing Ming tilted his head, watching Mu Chen’s distancing figure. He used his elbow to jab Jing Ting a bit, “I didn’t expect Palace Master to have this kind of relationship with Elder Liu, he had never mentioned it to others before.”

   镜庭也没搭话,镜明继续问:“你有没有觉得自从顾云玦来了,宫主的话就变多了?”

Jing Ting did not say anything but Jing Ming continue to ask, “Do you feel that ever since Gu Yunjue arrived, Palace Master started to talk more?”

   镜庭冷哼一声,何止是话变多了,除了炼丹,宫主从没把这么多的心思放在一个人身上!

Jing Ting coldly hmphed, stopping any further words. Besides making pills, Palace Master had never place so much of his thoughts on one person!

   “另外一个人是谁?”镜明还是有些好奇,镜庭瞪了他一眼,骂道:“蠢!”自然是能让宫主留下那盘没下完的棋的人。

“Who is the other person?” Jing Ming was still curious. Jing Ting glared at him and scolded, “Stupid! It was naturally the person that Palace Master did not finish chess with and left it there!”

   ————

   顾云玦被穆辰抱在怀里,闻着其身上淡雅的清香,心情一点一点回升,他对师尊的“解释”还算满意,既然是一起长大,稍微关系好那么一点点,还是可以接受,但也要止步于此,师侄绝没有比徒儿的关系近。

Gu Yunjue was being carried by Mu Chen and he smelled the simple and elegant sweet scent from him, his mood gradually rising back up from the drop. He was still pretty satisfied with his Master’s “explanation. Since they had grown up in the same place, it was still acceptable for their relationship to that bit better. But they cannot be any close, his Martial Nephew’s relationship can’t be closer than him, the disciple.

   靠得近了,更能感觉到穆辰身上有一股灵力在吸引着他,那股灵力很熟悉,很像……炼魂魔功!

Being so near to him, he could sense even more the spiritual power on Mu Chen that attracted him, that spiritual power was very familiar, it was very similar to… cultivating the Spirit Devil Cultivation!

   想到这里顾云玦不动声色的搂紧穆辰的脖子,再次贴紧穆辰的胸口,为了分散穆辰的注意力,开始跟他说话:“师尊要带徒儿去哪儿?”

Thinking to this point, Gu Yunjue who hugged his neck stuck even closer to Mu Chen’s chest, remaining calm and collect. To disperse Mu Chen’s attention, he started to talk, “Where is Master taking your disciple?”

   “认识一下崇云门,省的迷路。”舍不得让小徒弟下来自己跑,穆辰一直把顾云玦抱在怀里,看着对方亮晶晶的眼睛,仿佛找到了一支能让他苍白的生活染上色彩的画笔,心里也渐渐充实起来,眼神越来越柔和,对怀里的孩子,毫无防备。

“Getting you familiar with Lofty Cloudy Sect so you won’t get lost.” He didn’t want to put down his little disciple and let him run free, so Mu Chen continued to hold Gu Yunjue, looking at the other’s gleaming eyes as if he had found a paintbrush that could paint his white life with colors. His chest was slowly filled and his eyes became more gentle, hugging the child with no guards at all.

   顾云玦不由得低下头,这一瞬间感觉自己的心都被穆辰的眼神灼伤。抓着穆辰衣襟的手渐渐收紧,顾云玦把下巴搁在欧辰的肩膀上,生怕泄露自己的情绪。

Gu Yunjue couldn’t help but lower his head, this split second made him feel as if his heart was burned by Mu Chen. The hand that was grabbing Mu Chen’s lapel gradually tighten and Gu Yunjue place his chin on his shoulder, fearful of leaking his thoughts.

   这一世,不管身上背负多少诅咒,不管要造多少杀孽,他也要护师尊平安喜乐,一世安宁。

In this life, no matter how many curses his body will bear, no matter how many people he would kill, he will protect and make sure his Master is forever safe and happy, a life free from worry.

   那股灵力好似被牵引了一般,感受到顾云玦的决心,突然涌动出来。

That spiritual power suddenly bubbled up as if it sensed Gu Yunjue’s determination and was therefore attracted.

   漫天的魔气,在穆辰毫无防备的时候突然爆发出来,五脏六腑陡然被魔气震伤,穆辰第一反应就是把顾云玦推出去。

Devil Qi appeared as far as the eyes could see, it suddenly broke out while Mu Chen was defenseless and he was injured everywhere by the Devil Qi. Mu Chen’s first reaction was to push away Gu Yunjue in his hold.

   “师尊!”顾云玦摔了出去,还没爬起来,穆辰已经席地而坐,重新把魔气镇压。

“Master!” Gu Yunjue fell on the ground and had not even got up when Mu Chen was already sitting on the ground, once again suppression the Devil Qi.

   几个呼吸之间,已经察觉到异样的几道身影从由远而近,岳明泽和几个长老见穆辰受伤,下意识的就认为穆辰是被魔修袭击,按照这股魔力判断,至少也是合体期的修为。众人都一脸凝重,仙界什么时候混进了修为如此高的魔头?

In a few breaths of time, he had already sensed a few figures coming from afar. Yue Mingze and a few other Elders, seeing Mu Chen sustaining injuries subconsciously believed that he was attacked by a devil cultivator according to the devil power. And it was at least a Synthesis Stage cultivator. Everyone’s expression was grave, in the Immortal World, just when had such a high devil infiltrated?

   顾云玦不待众人深究,伸手指着西方,小脸煞白,“有个穿黑衣服的老头打伤了师尊,往那边去了!”

Gu Yunjue did not give them the chance to perform an in-depth investigation, he pointed west and said with his deathly white face, “There was an old man wearing black that injured Master, he went over there!”

   众人一看是顾云玦指的是禁地的方向,不敢停留,直接追了过去。

Once everyone saw that the direction Gu Yunjue pointed at was the forbidden area, they did not dare to wallow and directly chased over.

   待他们走远了,顾云玦看着穆辰的胸口,慢慢走过去。刚才那股魔力就是从胸口出现,又被师尊压制回那里。再也克制不住自己的想法,顾云玦待穆辰的脸色缓和,伸手抓住穆辰一边的衣领,打算扯开看看。

After they went a bit farther, Gu Yunjue looked at Mu Chen’s chest and slowly walked over. Just now, that devil power had come from his chest and was being suppressed back to that location by his Master. No longer able to restrain his thoughts, Gu Yunjue waited until Mu Chen’s face has even out before grabbing his collar, planning to open it to take a look.

   穆辰睁开了眼睛看到的第一幕,就是他徒弟在扒他衣裳,扒的还挺凶狠。

The first thing Mu Chen saw when he opened his eyes was his disciple pull his clothes, and he was even pulling very fiercely.

   穆辰冷脸沉默状。

Mu Chen’s cold face turned silent.

   “师尊,哪里不舒服?哪里有受伤?哪里疼?”小徒弟真是特别担心,担心的又来扒自己的衣服,颇有种一不做二不休,看了再说的意思。穆辰抓住顾云玦直接就拎了起来,看他的眼神有些纠结,这么个小东西竟然会撒谎,该夸他机灵,还是该打一顿屁股,以振师纲?

“Master, where do you not feel well? Where are you injured? Where does it hurts?” His little disciple was really worried, so worried that he had come to pull of his clothes. It had a feeling of if he was going to do it, he was going to do it first and talk more about it after he had taken a look. Mu Chen grabbed Gu Yunjue and directly lifted him up. His eyes looked somewhat at loss at his little disciple, so young yet could already tell lies. Should he say he is clever or should he smack his bottom to guide him as his Master?

   “师尊,您要打我吗?”被拎在手里的小孩子一点都不挣扎,仿佛认命了一般,不可置信的看着自己,穆辰就感觉心口又被捏了一把,胸口那个火热的印记无时不刻不在提醒着他,他养顾云玦的目的是什么?

“Master, are you going to hit me?” Being raised up, the child did not struggle at all, like he has resigned himself to his fate. Being looked at by his incredulous gaze, Mu Chen felt as if his chest was pinched. The friery imprint in his chest that was always there reminded him, just what was his purpose for raising Gu Yunjue?

   重生后他发现自己胸口处多了个黑色的印记,之前虽然猜测和重生有关,可没想到里面竟然蕴藏了这么大的魔气。顾云玦传进他体内的功力竟然没有因为他的死而消失。

After his rebirth, he had found that there was an extra black imprint within his chest. Although he had guessed before that it has something to do with his rebirth, he had never expected there to be so much devil qi stored in it. The power Gu Yunjue had placed within his body unexpectedly did not disperse upon his death.

   顾云玦为什么要为他做这种事?又为什么好好的修士不做,偏偏与整个仙界为敌?当初叛出师门,是自愿还是被逼?可惜,上一世他什么都不知道,他的徒儿什么都没有告诉他,对外也一直是谦谦君子,温文尔雅的模样,直到出事他才知道自己对徒儿关心太少,了解太少,他这个师尊还真是不称职。

Why would Gu Yunjue do something like this for him? Just why could he not be a good cultivator and just had to become the world Immortal Realm’s enemy? Back when he left the sect, was it voluntary or was he forced? But it was a pity, he did not know anything in his past life. His disciple also didn’t tell him anything, he was always showing a modest noble character, gentled and refined. It was only until something happened did he know that he didn’t concern himself with his disciple enough, as such he didn’t know much about him. So he really wasn’t qualified as his Master.

   把小徒弟抱在怀里,穆辰叹了口气,他只是冷下脸而已,这孩子就已经吓成这样,他哪还舍得打他?穆辰看了看西方,深沉的道:“今天的事情不要说出去,记住了吗?”

Hugging his disciple again, Mu Chen sighed. His face had just turned colder yet this child was already this frighten. How could he still be willing to hit him? Mu Chen looked to the west and deeply said, “You can’t tell people about what happened today, understand?”

   “徒儿记住了。”顾云玦眸色一暗,脸上恢复了五岁孩童该有的活泼调皮,爱笑爱闹的模样,声音还是脆脆的:“师尊刚才是想起了谁?”

“Your disciple remembers.” Gu Yunjue’s eyes darken but his face regained the five years old lively and mischievous look, one that loves to smile and be noisy. His voice crisply said, “Who was Master thinking about just now?”

   作者有话要说:  不负责任小剧场:

Author’s Comment: Doing a small show of not bearing responsibility.

   顾云玦:“师尊心里竟然还想着别人!宰了他!”

Gu Yunjue: “Master is unexpectedly thinking about other people! Kill him!”

   穆辰给顾云玦递刀:“记得死远一点!”

Mu Chen gave Gu Yunjue a knife: “Remember to kill him farther!”

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9 thoughts on “[DTPMDFTDS] Chapter 8: Master, What Kind Of Death Is Dying From Excessive Ejaculation?

  1. XY says:

    That scene where both master and disciple were thinking ‘In your dreams!’ while hugging the other tightly is priceless.

    Err, Gu Yunjue, if having relationship with his Martial nephew is against ethics, having a relationship with his disciple is even more taboo.

    *blinks* Who exactly does Gu Yunjue want to kill again in the skit at the end?

    Thank you for the chapter!

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  2. Ima says:

    Their possessiveness of each other is so adorable!! And their assumption is just hilarious! xD thank you so much for this chapter!!!

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