Chapter 8: Master, What Kind Of Death Is Dying From Excessive Ejaculation?
Mu Chen asked Chu Qianshuang, “You said there was news just now, what is it?”
“Ah! While coming here, I heard that that Cave Master you’ve burnt before had died, isn’t it very inspiring?” Chu Qianshuang lively jumped around, and did two laps around Mu Chen before going and pulling Jing Ting’s hair, provoking him to raise his sword and chop at him. The two youngsters that looked around the same age, both holding a sword and started to fly about in the sky, sparks would fly out as they clashed against each other. Mu Chen raised his hand to make a boundary. Seeing how Gu Yunjue looked quite interested, he allowed them to fight.
The two clashed for a while before they fell to the ground. Jing Ting coldly hmphed once and stood behind Mu Chen, no longer saying anything. His cool face was as cold as ice and frost.
Chu Qianshuang clutched his waist and also hmphed once. When he sees Jing Ting’s cold face that was just like his Master, he just gets the urge to beat him. There was no reason, he just wanted to beat him for pleasure. But it was a pity the difference between their martial arts weren’t much, so neither was able to win against the other. Clapping his hands, he sat down across from Mu Chen and bluntly asked for the maid to get him some chopsticks, then sat down and ate.
Jing Ming looked at him who was eating like he had starved for several meals and mocked, “Your Master doesn’t give you good?”
Chu Qianshuang hurriedly place a piece of meat into his mouth before vaguely answering, “Master said that I could long abstain from eating, so I should eat less and move more. If I eat more then I would turn into a fat ball and would not be lively.”
Looking at how the other was swallowing without stopping, Mu Chen expressionlessly watched over Gu Yunjue, his eyes a bit brighter than usual.
Gu Yunjue’s mouth twitched and smiled at Mu Chen, pretending he did not understand what he was hinting. He was already bursting and still cannot compete with this pig in the amount of eaten food, so it was best his Master forgets it.
Swallowing down another plate of meat like the wind, Chu Qianshuang then continued, “I’m not done with the news yet, speaking of inspiring people, the universally shocking part I still haven’t said.”
Mu Chen’s face showed that he was not the least bit interested in gossip, he was only interested in his little disciple’s appetite…
“What is universally shocking is how that Elder died. After he had remade his body yesterday, he made love with two servant girls and died from excessive ejaculation at the scene. This has been transmitted throughout the entire Lofty Cloudy Sect, already old yet cannot save one’s integrity.”
Mu Chen hurriedly covered Gu Yunjue’s ears, looking at Chu Qianshuang annoyed. He did not know just how Liu Hanzhi taught his disciple, so young and yet understands everything.
But unfortunately for him, Gu Yunjue with a face of ignorance and full of desire for knowledge, asked him a line, “Master, what kind of death is dying from excessive ejaculation?”
Mu Chen: “…It means a bad way to die.” So that his disciple would not follow bad examples, Mu Chen pulled Gu Yunjue’s hand and walked away.
Gu Yunjue snickered, his Master’s vocabulary was still so small, his mouth so stupid. When he lies, his eyes would be fixed on the person and he would use a very serious appearance, it was really too cute.
Chu Qianshuang hurriedly yelled, “Grand Martial Uncle doesn’t need to see me out and my Master had me come deliver a gift.” After stuffing the last meatball into his mouth, Chu Qianshuang wiped his mouth with his sleeve and took out a sword from his space bracelet. Carved on the black sword’s scabbard was a nine petal lotus, the moment it appeared, a murderous spirit could be felt in the surroundings. Anyone could tell that it was in no way an ordinary item. “Master said that the attribute of this was just right for Little Martial Uncle, he said he could tell Little Martial Uncle fitted this sword with one look. Having him learn pill alchemy was too wasteful blah blah…” His mouth completely wouldn’t stop.
Mu Chen unhappily hugged Gu Yunjue tightly, that ice cube had peeped on his disciple and had even sent him his old sword to his disciple. Perhaps he felt that his disciple was clever and adorable, so he wanted to snatch him? In his dreams!
Gu Yunjue tightly held Mu Chen’s neck, his face dark. Perhaps that sword cultivator that had dared to solo-charge into the demon realm likes his little Master? Otherwise, why would he send such a precious thing? He wanted to indirectly win Master’s favor? In his dreams!
Mu Chen waved his sleeve, throwing to Chu Qianshuang a bottle of pills just like the one he had given to Gu Yunjue. He needed to quickly make him leave, otherwise his pure little disciple may be misguided by him when he’s not paying attention.
After making him leave, Gu Yunjue smiled and asked, “Master, that person was…”
“He’s Hanyang Palace’s disciple, you can just call him Little Six. His character is fine, but he loves to eat, when he’s too hungry he would even bite his Master.”
Back when he was imprisoned by the Immortal Realm, there would always be a little fancy pig that would sneak in and see him, comforting that they would definitely find a way to save him. If his feeling was right, that little fancy pig was Chu Qianshuang, he didn’t know if Liu Hanzhi knew it was him. He didn’t know what he had thought as Mu Chen’s expression became somewhat strange. He then shook his head, feeling he was thinking too much.
“What disciple wants to ask about is the person that sent the sword, is Master really familiar with him?” Once he thought of Mu Chen and Liu Hanzhi’s “complicated” relationship, Gu Yunjue felt very unwell.
The hand Mu Chen used to hold his tighten, he unhappily made a sound of agreement. His little disciple did practice the sword in his past life, and his sword skills were better than his concocting. His aptitude was indeed fit for being a sword cultivator. Mu Chen was somewhat hesitant was it really good for Gu Yunjue for him to selfishly make him stay by his side? Would Gu Yunjue have more prospects if he had a sword cultivator like Liu Hanzhi as his Master, rather than making him accompany him and stay shut inside to make pills.
Ever since Liu Hanzhi was mentioned, Mu Chen stopped talking. Gu Yunjue pursed his lips, the smile of his face turning colder. Perhaps his Master and Liu Hanzhi really had some kind of hidden relationship?
“Master,” Gu Yunjue shook Mu Chen and asked some more, “What kind of person is Junior Brother Liu?” He deliberately put heavy emphasis on the two words ‘Junior Brother’ to remind Mu Chen not to forget his identity. Having romance with Martial Nephew was against ethics, as long as Master has him, this one disciple in his heart, it was enough. Whatever ambiguous relationship with Martial Nephew and so on, it was best to abandon as soon as possible!
Mu Chen thought about his relationship with Liu Hanzhi, including the two hundred years he had know him in his past life and sighed with sorrow, “He was once my studymate, when we were over ten years old we had another person with us. We accompany each other to Lofty Cloudy Sect.”
Mu Chen carried Gu Yunjue and walked out, while walking he also spoke. Jing Ming tilted his head, watching Mu Chen’s distancing figure. He used his elbow to jab Jing Ting a bit, “I didn’t expect Palace Master to have this kind of relationship with Elder Liu, he had never mentioned it to others before.”
Jing Ting did not say anything but Jing Ming continue to ask, “Do you feel that ever since Gu Yunjue arrived, Palace Master started to talk more?”
Jing Ting coldly hmphed, stopping any further words. Besides making pills, Palace Master had never place so much of his thoughts on one person!
“Who is the other person?” Jing Ming was still curious. Jing Ting glared at him and scolded, “Stupid! It was naturally the person that Palace Master did not finish chess with and left it there!”
Gu Yunjue was being carried by Mu Chen and he smelled the simple and elegant sweet scent from him, his mood gradually rising back up from the drop. He was still pretty satisfied with his Master’s “explanation. Since they had grown up in the same place, it was still acceptable for their relationship to that bit better. But they cannot be any close, his Martial Nephew’s relationship can’t be closer than him, the disciple.
Being so near to him, he could sense even more the spiritual power on Mu Chen that attracted him, that spiritual power was very familiar, it was very similar to… cultivating the Spirit Devil Cultivation!
Thinking to this point, Gu Yunjue who hugged his neck stuck even closer to Mu Chen’s chest, remaining calm and collect. To disperse Mu Chen’s attention, he started to talk, “Where is Master taking your disciple?”
“Getting you familiar with Lofty Cloudy Sect so you won’t get lost.” He didn’t want to put down his little disciple and let him run free, so Mu Chen continued to hold Gu Yunjue, looking at the other’s gleaming eyes as if he had found a paintbrush that could paint his white life with colors. His chest was slowly filled and his eyes became more gentle, hugging the child with no guards at all.
Gu Yunjue couldn’t help but lower his head, this split second made him feel as if his heart was burned by Mu Chen. The hand that was grabbing Mu Chen’s lapel gradually tighten and Gu Yunjue place his chin on his shoulder, fearful of leaking his thoughts.
In this life, no matter how many curses his body will bear, no matter how many people he would kill, he will protect and make sure his Master is forever safe and happy, a life free from worry.
That spiritual power suddenly bubbled up as if it sensed Gu Yunjue’s determination and was therefore attracted.
Devil Qi appeared as far as the eyes could see, it suddenly broke out while Mu Chen was defenseless and he was injured everywhere by the Devil Qi. Mu Chen’s first reaction was to push away Gu Yunjue in his hold.
“Master!” Gu Yunjue fell on the ground and had not even got up when Mu Chen was already sitting on the ground, once again suppression the Devil Qi.
In a few breaths of time, he had already sensed a few figures coming from afar. Yue Mingze and a few other Elders, seeing Mu Chen sustaining injuries subconsciously believed that he was attacked by a devil cultivator according to the devil power. And it was at least a Synthesis Stage cultivator. Everyone’s expression was grave, in the Immortal World, just when had such a high devil infiltrated?
Gu Yunjue did not give them the chance to perform an in-depth investigation, he pointed west and said with his deathly white face, “There was an old man wearing black that injured Master, he went over there!”
Once everyone saw that the direction Gu Yunjue pointed at was the forbidden area, they did not dare to wallow and directly chased over.
After they went a bit farther, Gu Yunjue looked at Mu Chen’s chest and slowly walked over. Just now, that devil power had come from his chest and was being suppressed back to that location by his Master. No longer able to restrain his thoughts, Gu Yunjue waited until Mu Chen’s face has even out before grabbing his collar, planning to open it to take a look.
The first thing Mu Chen saw when he opened his eyes was his disciple pull his clothes, and he was even pulling very fiercely.
Mu Chen’s cold face turned silent.
“Master, where do you not feel well? Where are you injured? Where does it hurts?” His little disciple was really worried, so worried that he had come to pull of his clothes. It had a feeling of if he was going to do it, he was going to do it first and talk more about it after he had taken a look. Mu Chen grabbed Gu Yunjue and directly lifted him up. His eyes looked somewhat at loss at his little disciple, so young yet could already tell lies. Should he say he is clever or should he smack his bottom to guide him as his Master?
“Master, are you going to hit me?” Being raised up, the child did not struggle at all, like he has resigned himself to his fate. Being looked at by his incredulous gaze, Mu Chen felt as if his chest was pinched. The friery imprint in his chest that was always there reminded him, just what was his purpose for raising Gu Yunjue?
After his rebirth, he had found that there was an extra black imprint within his chest. Although he had guessed before that it has something to do with his rebirth, he had never expected there to be so much devil qi stored in it. The power Gu Yunjue had placed within his body unexpectedly did not disperse upon his death.
Why would Gu Yunjue do something like this for him? Just why could he not be a good cultivator and just had to become the world Immortal Realm’s enemy? Back when he left the sect, was it voluntary or was he forced? But it was a pity, he did not know anything in his past life. His disciple also didn’t tell him anything, he was always showing a modest noble character, gentled and refined. It was only until something happened did he know that he didn’t concern himself with his disciple enough, as such he didn’t know much about him. So he really wasn’t qualified as his Master.
Hugging his disciple again, Mu Chen sighed. His face had just turned colder yet this child was already this frighten. How could he still be willing to hit him? Mu Chen looked to the west and deeply said, “You can’t tell people about what happened today, understand?”
“Your disciple remembers.” Gu Yunjue’s eyes darken but his face regained the five years old lively and mischievous look, one that loves to smile and be noisy. His voice crisply said, “Who was Master thinking about just now?”
Author’s Comment: Doing a small show of not bearing responsibility.
Gu Yunjue: “Master is unexpectedly thinking about other people! Kill him!”
Mu Chen gave Gu Yunjue a knife: “Remember to kill him farther!”