Chapter 24: The First Kiss That I, Your Father, Had Saved For Twenty-Nine Years Was… By A Man Like An Yize…
In recent years, Ye Lang was the extremely popular emperor of movies, tv dramas, and music. He was handsome, sang well, acted in dramas with high ratings, and starred in movies with massive ticket sales. Even if Su Jian didn’t follow famous stars, he knew how brightly the star, Ye Lang, shined.
Second brother An was actually Ye Lang! Su Jian couldn’t help but be excited. He could never have imagined that such a big star was close by!
Of course, the aforementioned successes were not the reason why Su Jian was so impressed. What impressed Su Jian the most was Ye Lang’s many rumored girlfriends.
Su Jian’s gossip-loving soul burned, but he couldn’t easily ask An Yirou about it without leaving a bad impression on her. Thus, when An Yize went to bed that night, he saw Su Jian hugging her laptop while looking at him with sparkling eyes.
An Yize glanced at the laptop and saw that it was playing a movie that Ye Lang was starring in. He then looked towards Su Jian.
Su Jian excitedly asked, “Is your second older brother Ye Lang?”
An Yize confirmed with an ‘en’, paused for a moment, then asked, “Do you like him?”
“Of course!” Su Jian casually responded, high on gossip. “Right! I heard that he’s been dating Sun Lili lately, is that true?”
An Yize: “I’m not sure.”
Su Jian was speechless for a moment but wasn’t discouraged. He asked again, “A while ago, there was a rumor online saying that he had turned fiction into a reality with that vivacious young girl character’s actress… Oh! Her name was Lin Shimei! Was it true?”
An Yize: “I don’t know.”
“……” Su Jian’s spirits dampened. “You don’t even care about your second elder brother in the least!”
An Yize looked at him: “Why are you so concerned about my second elder brother?”
Su Jian was rendered speechless again. Then, he recovered and answered, “Be-because he’s my idol! What’s wrong with being concerned about my idol?”
An Yize looked at Ye Lang on the computer screen, then shifted his gaze towards Su Jian as he asked slowly, “Idol?”
“Yeah!” After coming up with an excuse, Su Jian’s dialogue was a lot smoother. Copying a young girl’s reverent tone, he said, “Oppa is so cool and shines so handsomely! I really like him!”
Suddenly, An Yize responded, “Your oppa looks a lot like me.”
Su Jian: “……”
Su Jian silently glanced at An Yize and then continued, “Our oppa seems to be full of deep emotions…”
An Yize: “Your oppa has had more than fifty girlfriends since third grade including that Su Lili and Lin Shimei or whatever.”
Su Jian’s temper flared, “Didn’t you just say that you didn’t know anything?”
“I remembered.” An Yize replied expressionlessly, “Do you still like him?”
“Yes!” Su Jian said as if without a care while the words ‘over fifty’ echoed enticingly in his brain. Your mom! I, your father, am past the prime age for marriage and fatherhood while someone else has had girls since third grade! Su Jian was full of jealousy, envy, and hate. He couldn’t help but prostrate himself in front of second brother An, the winner in life.
“Being a movie star is great!” Su Jian sighed with emotion. “I so want to enter the entertainment industry!” Cute girls and beautiful goddesses! There was just about anything one could ask for!
An Yize looked at her ‘once I enter the entertainment industry I can see my own oppa’ expression and said in an indifferent tone, “You’re not suited for the entertainment industry.”
Su Jian was just imagining himself becoming the male lead acting with a goddess on screen and falling into a river of love with her off screen when he was unexpectedly brought back to reality by An Yize. He unhappily said, “Why would you say that? Can’t you see how good I am at pretending to be your wife? Hmph! If I were to enter the entertainment industry, I’d probably be… like your second elder brother… Uh… like Ji Yan… at the superstar level… Nn—”
An Yize was already sporting a cold expression. When he heard the words, “like your second elder brother,” he frowned deeper. Then, when he heard Su Jian bring up Ji Yan, the irritation in his heart seemed to suddenly expand. He only felt annoyed at Su Jian’s little mouth that kept spouting words that made him unhappy. Thus, he suddenly lowered his head and stopped that mouth with his own.
Su Jian immediately ceased making noises as his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
Holy sh-sh-sh*t! An Yize, this guy, what is he do-do-doing?
Su Jian dazedly allowed An Yize to suck on his lips. When he came back to his senses, he’d already been kissed by An Yize. Reflexively, all his hair stood on end. He then put all his strength into struggling.
It would have been better if she didn’t put up a fight. Even with her squirming, An Yize pulled her into his embrace, flipped them both over, and pressed her under his body.
Su Jian: …Can’t we play together nicely? Table flip!
An Yize only meant to stop Su Jian’s words. Who knew that when he touched Su Jian’s soft lips, his heart would skip a beat?. When Su Jian opened her mouth to take a breath, his tongue took the opportunity to slip into her mouth.
Su Jian felt as if he’d been struck by lightning. He felt terrible all over!
He struggled with all his might. Helplessly, he was weak with a small body. An Yize was currently in a trance. There was no chance his weak body could budge the huge mountain pressing down on his body.
Su Jian silently lamented: Why is life so hard…
Finally, right when An Yize slightly loosened his hold, Su Jian grabbed the opportunity to howl his bleak grief and indignation. A high-toned shout pierced through the bedroom walls.
“Help! Help! Aaaaaaaaah—”
An Yize finally came back to his senses.
Su Jian’s tone continued to rise. An Yize reflexively frowned. He commanded, “Shut your mouth!”
Su Jian suddenly ceased all sounds. He covered his mouth with his hands as if he was protecting himself and stared wide-eyed at An Yize guardedly.
An Yize saw that the corners of her eyes were red and that the look in her eyes was full of grief, indignation, and betrayal. He frowned, then opened his mouth to say, “I…”
He wasn’t able to finish as there suddenly was a knock on the door. “Third brother! Third sister-in-law!”
Su Jian’s eyes lit up. It was little sister An! He pushed himself up to go open the door, but with one stride of his long legs, An Yize had already gotten to the door and opened it.
An Yize looked at his sister in the doorway with an ugly expression: “What do you want?”
An Yirou carefully examined the room behind An Yize with her eyes: “I just heard third sister-in-law’s voice…”
An Yize said with a poker-face, “You heard wrong.”
“Is that so?” An Yirou still wanted to look inside secretly, but when her eyes met her third elder brother’s unfriendly gaze, she quietly retreated. Hesitantly, An Yirou hemmed and hawed, “Third brother, right now third sister-in-law’s body isn’t in the best shape. You two should… *cough* You should be a little gentler towards her…”
An Yize: “……”
An Yirou spoke the last few words softly so Su Jian didn’t hear them clearly. He only heard ‘right now third sister-in-law’s body isn’t in the best shape’. He was touched and cried out in his mind: Little sister An is a little angel! When he thought of the little angel’s older brother’s horrifyingly crazy behavior, he got excited and cried out loudly then and there: “Little sister! Help me! I want to sleep with you!”
An Yize: “……”
An Yirou: “……”
An Yize said in a low voice, “Xiao Rou, you go back first.”
An Yirou looked complicatedly at her brother whose even expression was starting to show cracks. She shrank back and said towards the inside of the room, “Third sister-in-law, you should sleep with third brother. I won’t bother you anymore.” Then, she automatically disappeared.
Su Jian looked on helplessly as his little angel savior left. By losing the chance to sleep in the same bed as the little angel, he couldn’t help but feel downhearted.
When he looked up, he saw An Yize walking towards him while staring at him. He couldn’t help but be on guard again. He hurriedly pulled the blankets around himself, revealing only a pair of round, wide eyes. He fiercely asked, “What else are you going to do?”
An Yize didn’t prevent his actions. He looked at the person wrapped into a big blob with only a pair of wide glaring eyes showing. His aura suddenly gentled and his eyes carried an almost indiscernible trace of humor.
Without a care for Su Jian’s guarded glare, An Yize sat right down next to him. He said softly, “I’m sorry.”
It would have been better if he hadn’t brought it up. With his words, Su Jian remembered how he’d been wronged. He threw off the blankets revealing a messy head of hair and angrily shouted, “What’s the use of apologizing? That was my first kiss! Can you return my first kiss to me?”
An Yize froze and was speechless for a moment. Then he repeated, “I’m sorry.”
Su Jian angrily refused to look at him; he remained in low spirits: The first kiss that I, your father, had saved for twenty-nine years. The first kiss that I saved for the girls was actually… by a man like An Yize… just thinking about it is disgustingly irritating!
Su Jian grabbed the blankets to cover himself and turned his back towards An Yize who was lying far, far away.
An Yize looked at that angry lump under the covers with a helpless yet calm expression.
Oppa means older brother in Korean. It’s been incorporated into Chinese slang to reference a hot guy, usually someone famous and older than the speaker.