There once was a very popular question on the internet:
If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?
And someone on the internet had famously responded:
First, give your bros a good time!
Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!
But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. fúck your mom! Ah, fúck! Fúck it!
Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have eggs anymore.
Don’t judge it by its cover, despite how it looks, this novel is quite comedic. Because this novel has a long of slang, puns and things like that, it also means it is harder to translate with lots of footnotes \o/
Chapter 1 has seven footnotes 😀 😀 😀
Oh, it also has plenty of cussing of course.
Please thank the lovely Lalalyly for translating and Karma for TLCing while she edited, that’s why it took forever hahaha.