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Chapter 1: The Ball-Broken Classmate Su Jian Doesn’t Have Balls Anymore

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros[1] a good time!


Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. F*ck your mom! Ah, fúck! Fúck it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.


Su Jian remembered that he was in a car accident.

It was a particularly tragic one, so he had been sure that there was no way he would survive.

He didn’t know how much time had passed since the accident, but after expending a great deal of effort to open his eyes, he saw that everything was pure white.

At first, Su Jian believed he had gone to Heaven and silently ridiculed in his mind, This Heaven is such a ghastly white. Why does it look like a hospital?

However, upon closer inspection, for a moment, his mind went blank. F*ck! This really is a hospital!

Immediately, Su Jian was overjoyed that he had been lucky enough to escape from the gates of hell!

However, he soon thought of another matter. Although he hadn’t died, if he had been crippled, he might as well be dead with how life was trolling him!

He quickly pushed aside the blanket and inspected his body. Thankfully, his arms and legs were still there. Sure, one of his legs was wrapped in bandages, but it still appeared to be in one piece. It hurt when he tried to move it, but at least he could still feel it. He really was lucky that he hadn’t been crippled. At most, it seemed like he had broken his leg or something, so it was not a big problem. However, it was more concerning to him that his legs looked a lot thinner. Worriedly, Su Jian thought: Could it be that I was bedridden for so long that my muscles atrophied? Probably so. Look, even my formerly thick, lush leg hair has disappeared….

Su Jian let out his breath in relief and laid back down on his hospital bed, stretching out his arms and legs like a 大. It was as if a ray of sunshine had illuminated his heart. This disaster didn’t end in death or disability! I (Su mou[2]) think my future will definitely be blessed! Wahahaha!

Su Jian grinned and giggled, then frowned suddenly. Feeling something itchy on his face, he reached out to touch it and discovered it was a long strand of hair. Not really caring, he pinched it to throw it away, but, unexpectedly, he wasn’t able to pick it up. Instead, a single yank sent a slight pain through his scalp.

Su Jian was at a loss for words as he blankly reached up and felt around with his hand. When his hand really did come back full of long, shiny black hair, he was shocked. This was his hair? But, when did it grow so long? It couldn’t be that he had been in a coma for two or three years, right?

He wrinkled his brows, looking down, and suddenly shivered. What were those? How come there were two protruding arcs on his chest? Wait. Wait. Ah! Wait! F*ck your mom! Could somebody come explain to him why he had breasts?!

With a trembling heart, Su Jian pressed on his own chest with clawed hands.

A big, soft, and fluffy mass….

Su Jian immediately panicked. Fúck! No way? Is this a side effect of being in a coma or was it the medication? Bro, in a blink of an eye, how did my chest grow this big? This is a blessing for flat-chested girls, but I’m a big manly man. Isn’t this a bit too horrifying?

Su Jian quickly undid his hospital gown only to see the two perfectly round and full, white and soft, visually estimated to be 34C things on both the left and right of his chest. If this was in the past, this would have been a dream for him, as he only had experiences with the Japanese AV actresses in his hard drive and was an older than average virgin in the 3D world. He had never even touched a girl’s small hand. However, when this dream appeared on his own body….

Su Jian had an impulse to flip the table and scream, fúck your mom, this isn’t life trolling me, but trolling my grandfather!

Unable to deal with anything else at the moment, Su Jian pulled open his hospital gown and began to examine himself closely. The breasts were probably just the beginning, who knew what other weird after-effects he might also have?

It’s often true that, the more you’re scared of something, the more likely it will appear.

He had only just pulled his underpants halfway open, when Su Jian’s already chilled heart immediately became deathly cold. Wh-Wh-What’s that? Wh-Wh-Wh-Who can come tell me what’s going on? Was he mistaken? This was definitely a hallucination, right? Or had he actually injured his eyes? Wh-Wh-Wh-Why didn’t he see his family’s little Su Jian?

Su Jian’s eye twitched, and he carefully glanced between his legs once again.

When Heaven. Falls. The Earth. Rends![3]

Fúck your mom-mom-mom-mom! His family’s little bird was really gone! Even his balls were gone!

In his heart, Su Jian felt like there was a herd of straw mud horses[4] zipping by, trampling his innards….

This just goes to show that after such a tragic car accident, there was no way he could have survived in one piece! It turned out that he wasn’t missing an arm or a leg, but something here! Really, though, he’d rather be missing an arm or a leg than to be hurt in this crucial place! As a man, to actually have a flown cock and broken balls, God was messing with him messing with him messing with him![5]

Wait! Something wasn’t right!

Su Jian’s shaking claws slowly reached towards the area of his flown cock and broken balls.

In the next moment, he swiftly withdrew his hand and this time, it was his heart’s turn to shake.

Su Jian stared in horror, going from his tender, white, much-shrunken legs to one of his similarly shrunken-fingered hands.

Hairless and slender legs, long hair, big chest, flown cock and broken balls, small hands, small feet….

Su Jian felt that he was definitely having a very very realistic nightmare.

Sucking in a deep breath of air, he closed his eyes and, with great effort, repeated to himself, This isn’t real. This isn’t real. This isn’t real….

After opening his eyes, his breasts were still just as round, and his p*nis was still just as far away.[6]

Su Jian thought:  Life…is not easy.

The next moment, a heart-wrenching and lung-rending cry rang out.

“Mirror! Mirror! I need a mirror!”


Although the shout was desperate and rough, the voice that came out was terrifyingly brittle and shrill.

Su Jian’s body quaked. In his mind, if this world hadn’t gone crazy, then it definitely was he who had.

Hearing the noise, a nurse rushed in.

Although she felt that Su Jian’s request for a mirror was strange, the nurse still helped him find one, thinking that he was afraid he had been disfigured. Handing him the mirror, she softly and comfortingly said, “Mrs. An, don’t worry. Your face didn’t sustain any injuries and is still beautiful.”

After hearing this, Su Jian felt like crying even more.

Trembling, he slowly turned the mirror towards his own face and, in the next moment, Su Jian stiffened.

Objectively speaking, the face in the mirror was really pretty good—big eyes, long eyelashes, oval face, mouth like a small cherry, especially that white and soft skin with invisible pores. This kind of natural beauty was rare in this era, where plastic surgery was king, particularly this set of facial features that, when combined, displayed an elegant cuteness. As it turned out, this was exactly the type of baby-faced beauty that he liked. Under normal circûmstances, he definitely would have raised a fist in the air excitedly and shouted, “Cute!”

But now, this face was his….

The mirror quietly slid from Su Jian’s hand.

Seeing Su Jian’s lifeless expression and lackluster eyes, the nurse couldn’t help but to anxiously ask, “Mrs. An, what’s wrong?”

Su Jian slowly shifted her gaze towards her, saying one word at a time, “Who. Am. I?”

The nurse’s expression became even more worried, “You… Are Mrs. An. You had a car accident and broke your right leg. But, you don’t need to worry, as you’ve already had the surgery. You only need to rest, and you will fully recover with no after-effects.”

“My…surname…is…An?” Su Jian’s expression and voice were both faintly discernable.

The nurse stared blankly. Although it seemed a bit odd, she patiently explained, “Your surname is not An, your husband’s surname is An….”

Hearing the word “husband,” Su Jian couldn’t help but shake.

“Then… What is my name?”

The nurse clearly started to feel that something was fishy, “Your surname is Su, and you are called Su Jian…Mrs. An, do you feel unwell?”

Unwell? Not just unwell! I, your father, am having chest pains! I, your father, am a big and strong manly man! What kind of equipment is a fúcking “husband” ?!

With great effort, Su Jian exercised restraint and squeezed out a smile that looked even uglier than crying, “It seems…that I can’t remember anything….”

The nurse looked startled before she managed to recover and hurriedly said, “Don’t worry, I’ll go call the doctor first.”

What use is calling a doctor? Su Jian sorrowfully thought, A doctor can fix arms and fix legs, but can a doctor handle this phenomenon of a manly man waking up as a frail young lady? Shouldn’t this be handled by God, Allah, Tathagata, or Buddha?

Seeing the nurse walking quickly towards the doorway, Su Jian silently hugged the blankets. This really was too frightening, and he needed time to digest it a bit…

“What’s wrong?”

A deep male voice suddenly asked from the doorway.

“Ah, Mr. An, you’re here! Mrs. An said she doesn’t remember anything.” the nurse explained.

Mr. An? Su Jian jumped and quickly raised his head. Earlier, the nurse had said his “husband’s” surname was An. So wouldn’t that mean that this newcomer was his strange body’s “hubby”?

The newcomer, who had already walked to just outside the door, frowned, hearing the nurse’s words, and lifted his eyes to look towards Su Jian. By chance, their eyes met.

Su Jian widened his eyes at that moment, sharply inhaling a breath of cold air.

As far as looks, the man was definitely categorized as the type who would be sent out to be a gigolo that charged by the second. Although he was a loser, Su Jian often treated this type of masculine, tall, rich, and handsome man with angry scorn. However, this was definitely not the reason he was shocked to the point that his balls hurt. Eh, correction, “the reason why he was shocked to the point that his phantom ‘limb’ hurt.

Su Jian’s eyes grew as big as longans, and his heart boiled with rage. The already many straw mud horses that were galloping over the Mahler Gobi had become an earth-shattering legion of mythical beasts which brought with them endless shock, hopelessness, and anger all the way from his heart, down to his urethra.[7]

fúck! Was anyone going to tell him that this was all just a dream, just a fúcking dream! What the fúck, it was scary enough for him to wake up as a woman, why did the woman’s husband have to be he, Su Jian’s foe, the epitome of evil and his rival in love, An Yize?!


[1]Bro, because brothers = family, but these are your guy friends aka bros…

[2]Su mou is another way to say ‘I, surname Su’ in a historical way

[3]Idiom meaning a major disaster or ‘it’s the end of the world!’

[4]Straw mud horse = Cao Ni Ma = homonym of fúck Your Mom

[5]Flown cock and broken balls = Ji Fei Dan Da means the chicken has flown the coop, but it also means the ji (cock/p*nis) has flown, and the balls (testicles) have been broken; messing with him = Wan Ta Ne Ba = playing with his handle…

[6]There is a pun here as round = yuán and far = yuǎn so the two sound similar.

[7]Straw mud horse = cao ni ma = fúck your mother; Mahler Gobi = Your mother’s cúnt. So a ton of fúck your mom’s are galloping across the land of your mom’s cúnt

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56 thoughts on “[RAMLRW] Chapter 1: The Ball-Broken Classmate Su Jian Doesn’t Have Balls Anymore

  1. kirindas says:

    I was so sad when I read this previously and the translations stopped.

    • SnowTime says:

      Lol, so fast like always. Never fear, lots of chapters done… in tling, not editing XD. Well, my lots is just if we have more than 2 done lol. ?
      Hopefully it reads better than the previous translation :p

      • kirindas says:

        The read was good. I can’t remember what the previous translation was like so can’t compare.

      • Reader says:

        More than 2 means at least one new chapter to read. Translations seems great so far dw

    • Reader says:

      I feel the same, thanks for translating this series!!!!

      • SnowTime says:

        But now a small problem has cropped up… >.>;;

  2. exqalph03 says:

    Well, I’ve been actually waiting for this when it stopped being translated so thank you very much~!
    How should I say this~? This really fits my like~!!
    Now that this had been added, I already have 3 favorites in here~ 🙂
    Hmm… hmm…. AWESOME~!

    — Thanks for the chapter~ ^^.

    • SnowTime says:

      Lel, I’m not surprised. BL and Genderbend have a particular group of readers… you guys tend to be more supportive and vocal because these genres are more rare 😀

      • exqalph03 says:

        Hmm… True~! It’s really more rare!
        BL and genderbend, hmmm…
        I don’t really support BL, just the occasional specific novel, like the True Star which made me interested but not that much that I’ll wait for it’s every chapter/update.

        I do admit that I love the genderbend genre especially if it’s male=>female although most of it that I do love have comedy or certain twists in it, like the HSG and this RAMLRW, even though there are other novels with the same genre out there, I don’t really read them even if they are readily available T_T.

        But~!! I must say that I just love female mcs regardless of whether they are genderbend or not, it really depends on the story~!

        So it’s really a fortunate thing that translators/teams chose what they do as most of the time I can just choose from what they chose, lol~!

  3. dae says:

    Thanks for picking this up <3

    iirc the prev translator kinda stopped or smth ??? so happy to see this again xDD

    • rozenkristal says:

      Yea, i was the original translator for it and pushed this hard via NU forum. Many people were like, eww it gender bender, but seriously, fk that attitude. I didn’t have time for translating all of it, but at least it is out there now and people notice. Have fun bro.

  4. AbsoluteMeowster says:

    Yeees, let the yaoi-er genderbend begin! And I’m loving this MC, he’s just too funny! And lol, poor boy, you never even held a girl’s hand, and yet you call this male god An Yize your rival in love? hey, but now you get to hold his hands! And make all the girls who wouldn’t go out with you jealous (in a roundabout way)!

    • SnowTime says:

      ??? Reminds me of that one episode of skip beat where Kyoko was furiously washing her hands after pretending to be Sho’s fan and shaking hands with him

      • libraryrocker says:


        • SnowTime says:

          Lol, I wish. I want more of the Anime too *pout*

      • libraryrocker says:

        Nope, false alarm. Not out yet!

        There was that one chinese novel where the emperor’s wife washed her hands over and over until bowls filled her room because she touched his hand briefly too XD XD XD

        • SnowTime says:

          Oohhh, which one is it? 😀 I wanna read

          • libraryrocker says:

            ehhhhhhhhh!! ehhhhhhhhhhh *racks brain*

          • libraryrocker says:

            Nuffles found it! it was Beloved Empress
            translator prob dropped it due to the tag…

  5. worshippera says:

    Lol at the slang and cursing. Thank you for the notes, they are very much appreciated. <3

    Also, thank you for picking up this project, I'm so glad this funny series is being continued. 😀

    • SnowTime says:

      ❤ All the love shall be passed to Lala since she’s doing the main translating while I just go around checking parts that aren’t understood lol. And yeah, I’m so glad I learned how to make footnotes ? Otherwise so many notes… would just piss some people off ?

  6. sindrealight says:

    Hi, I’m one of the previous translators for this series. So sorry to say this after you’ve gone through the trouble of translating this, but novitranslations had previously contacted me in picking up this project, to which I agreed to. I would like to request that you work out the ownership of this project with them, and apologize for the trouble.

    • SnowTime says:

      Eh? But we said in the pickup request we were taking it… We even have up to chapter 4 tled… I’ll email them tomorrow morning… ?

      • sindrealight says:

        Really? I apologize for this, I must not have seen it >–> <-<

        • SnowTime says:

          Aiya… I hate negotiating… I hope they’ll let us keep it. Lala really really like it…

          • sindrealight says:

            It’s a great project 🙂 sadly I don’t have the time to be able to translate it.

            • SnowTime says:

              I don’t wanna email them… (pssst could you ask first for me :p)

              • sindrealight says:

                Well, I could shoot them an email asking them to contact you, but any more and I’d feel bad, since I already told them they could have the project before hand. But this is also technically due to my negligence… that aside, I don’t mind requesting them to contact you.

              • SnowTime says:

                Please and thank you ? We have been doing a lot of work in it after all… all those slang and puns kek.

    • libraryrocker says:

      ahahaha “ownership” XD

  7. Anon says:

    Glad to see this series continue, thanks for picking it up!

  8. Christina says:

    This won’t be a shoujo ai or yuri right?

    • SnowTime says:


      • Christina says:

        Yes thank you ? i’ll be waiting for the next chapter.

    • rozenkristal says:

      a guy and a girl, how can…

      • Christina says:

        Ahh because sometime there are story like male to female but mostly it become yuri or shoujo ai i forget the title already

        • SnowTime says:

          We have one lol. HSG

      • Christina says:

        A hahaha i haven’t check the other story. But i love the plot of the path of cannon fodder and this story RAMLRW. Thank you for translating and editing. ?

        • SnowTime says:

          ? Long acronyms, I have to memorize them completely one day.

  9. libraryrocker says:

    I’m looking forward to more releases~~~ Thanks so much for all your hard work!!!

    • SnowTime says:

      Kek, if the “ownership” goes well…

  10. whosays25 says:

    Heyya, thanks for picking up this novel. I was just wondering how Mr. An became the MC’s rival. Since he didn’t recognize his current appearance, does it mean the MC and his rival became archenemy because of another girl? If so, it seems I would be disappointed since I was fantasizing how he body-swapped with the girl he was once in loved with.

    • SnowTime says:

      Lel, more like only one sided on MC’s part. You’ll see

      • whosays25 says:

        Lol, I’ll look forward to the next updates then.

  11. makakarer says:

    Is there a slight chance for you to post another chapter soon?

    • SnowTime says:

      As soon as karma is done editing…. >.>;;

    • Lalalyly says:

      Hello! Translator here! Consider applying to be an editor as I know we lack tons of editors. I’m currently starting translation on chapter 7, but my grammar is bad and I should feel bad….

      Please be patient as editing is where a lot of the beautification occurs! (Thanks, Karma!)

  12. JinVodka says:

    | ̄””‘、
    |ω` | The story seems fun hehehe
    ⊂  ;゙   I’m not really into same sex romance
    |   / But I’m OK with genderbend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    |U”” as long as the couple can reproduce

    • SnowTime says:

      rip, I can just imagine those tragedies where a couple is infertile and really wants a kid… Well, this does happen in RL pretty often >_>

  13. udin-san says:

    this series is alive! oh man I remember reading the teaser and found it interesting..
    cheers for the translation!

  14. Tsheyan says:

    I came across this today and i am liking it so far. Thank you for the translation.

  15. Chronos5884 says:

    Thanks for the chapter!

  16. roseamethyst1 says:

    This is hilarious! I’m hooked already! 🎣 I feel sorry for MC, but at the same time, I can’t help but laugh at his expense! 🙊

  17. Lushia says:

    horeeyy sheett.. hahaha how’s he gonna pa pa pa??

  18. wizardlegend says:

    You got to love it, this set-up, his reactions, the descriptions OMG the analogies are just epic. Lets start this amazing journey! 😆

  19. hibini says:

    the premise is so good now of we go to the next chapter

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