Out of Commission – SnowTime

12.机智勇猛如老王
Chapter 12: Be As Resourceful and Brave Like Old Wang
餐厅部署成厨房的风格，而胖厨师科比就在两人餐桌旁边做菜。
The dining hall was styled like a kitchen and the fat chef Kobe cooked right in front of the two men on the dining table.
王博可以看到他使用的每一样食材，也可以看到他做菜的动作，一切很透明，倒是不用担心饮食卫生。
Wang Bo could see every ingredient he used, and could also see his cooking actions. Everything was very transparent, they did not need to worry about food hygiene.
事实上胖厨师要展示的根本不是自己的卫生水平，而是他的厨艺，他的刀功、他的动作、他对食材的掌控、他对调味品的使用，这厨师的每一个动作仿佛都是特意锤炼过的，做菜和跳舞一样，动作别有一番美感。
In fact, what the fat chef wanted to display wasn’t the hygiene of the food, but his cooking skills, his knife skills, his movement, his control toward the ingredients, and his usage of spices. Every action of this chef was specially learned, cooking and dancing were the same, the movements have a special sense of beauty.
此外他做的菜也很漂亮，先上来的是一盘干奶酪沙拉，只见红色的番茄、绿色的青椒、水灵的黄瓜、薄薄的黑橄榄、半透明的洋葱圈还有一块块大小齐整的白奶酪，它们做成的沙拉不是胡乱混合在一起，而是层层搭配，颜色配合的很漂亮。
In addition, the dishes he made were also very pretty, the first to come up was cheese salad, there was the red tomatoes, green peppers, fresh cucûmbers, thin black olives, translucent onion rings along with a block of neat white cheese. The salad they turned into wasn’t something carelessly thrown together, but were paired up layer upon layer, the matching colors were very beautiful.
王博尝了一口，不知道沙拉具体用了什么调味料，奶酪入口略甜而绵软，水果稍微带点甜酸味，此外保持了蔬菜水果的原味，味道非同一般。
Wang Bo tasted it, he didn’t know what kind of salad dressing was used, but the cheese was slightly sweet and soft as he ate it, the fruit were a bit sweet and sour while the vegetables all maintained their original flavor. The taste was unordinary.
头盆菜是鱼子酱卷饼和几片火腿，汤是一盘罗宋汤，冷菜老王直接没看出是什么，主菜则是西班牙海鲜锅，还给他准备了一片婴儿巴掌大小的牛排肉。
The starting dish was a caviar burrito and a few slices of ham, the soup was borscht, the cold dish Wang Bo could not make out, the main course was a spanish seafood pot and then gave him a piece of steak meat the size of an infant’s palm.
一边吃，王博一边惴惴不安，这顿饭是好吃又好看，可是估计价钱不低啊！不过好在怎么说这餐厅也就是二星级的，它总不能卖出五星级餐厅价格吧？
While he ate, Wang Bo was anxious and frightened. While the food was both pretty and delicious, but he estimated the price wasn’t low! But since this restuarant was just a two star rating, it cannot sell the price of a five star restaurant right?
吃完饭后还有一小杯黑咖啡，查理一边小口抿着一边问道：“怎么样，王，我伙计的厨艺怎么样？”
After they finished eating, there was also a small cup of black coffee. Charlie asked while sipping: “How is it, Wang? How’s my buddy’s cooking skills?”
王博龇着嘴道：“棒极了，简直是完美！我敢打赌，以你朋友的手艺，即使去五星级餐厅做总厨也绰绰有余！”
Wang Bo bared his teeth as he said: “Wonderful, simply perfect! I bet that with your friend’s skills, even if he went to a five star restaurant and become the head chef, he is more than enough!”
为了能让胖厨师听到他的赞美之词，他特意用了英语。
In order to let the fat chef hear his words of praise, he deliberately used English.
胖厨师哈哈笑了起来，道：“王，你和一般的华人不一样，你很幽默，喜欢开玩笑，我喜欢你。”
The fat chef laughed loudly and stood up, saying: “Wang, you are different from the common chinese people, you have humor and like to make jokes. I like you.”
老王奇怪了，我怎么开玩笑了？
Old Wang felt strange, how did I make a joke?
查理对他了解显然超过胖厨师，他等科比离开后，促狭的笑道：“你是不是看到了门口的两颗星标志，以为这是二星级餐厅比不上五星级饭店？”
Charlie’s understanding of him clearly surpassed the fat chef, so when Kobe left, he mischievously smiled and said: “You saw the sign in front of the door that said two stars right and thought this two star restaurant can’t be compared to a five star restaurant?”
“难道不是吗？”王博问道。
“Is it now?” Wang Bo asked.
查理勾勾手指让他凑到自己跟前，小声道：“那是米其林二星级，我不知道这种级别全球有多少，但比它更高的三星级米其林，全球好像只有不到110家！”
Charlie hooked his finger at him to get closer in front of his, saying in a low voice: “That is the Michelin two star rating, I don’t know how many of this rank are in the world, but the higher rating of Michelin three stars, in the entire world, there isn’t even 110 of them!”
听了这话，老王觉得嘴里的咖啡特别苦涩。
Hearing this, Old Wang felt that the coffee in his mouth was especially bitter.
“幸好你没带伊娃来吃饭，否则今天你得把肾留在这里。”查理的笑容越来越得意。
“Thankfully you did not bring Eva here to eat, otherwise you would have to leave a kidney here.” Charlie’s smile was becoming more and more proud.
王博输人不输阵，他强硬的说道：“我以后一定会带伊娃来吃的，我不信伊娃是那种会点特别贵食物的肤浅女人。”
Wang Bo would lose the battle, but he would not lose the war and he toughly said: “I will certainly bring Eva here to eat in the future, I do not believe Eva is a superficial woman that would order particularly expensive dishes.”
查理耸耸肩，用期待的表情道：“我等你请伊娃来吃饭的那一天。”
Charlie shrugged his shoulders and used an expression of expectation: “I will wait for the day you ask Eva out to eat.”
最后结账的时候，王博胆颤心惊，跟高考之后查分数一样。
When the bill finally came, Wang Bo was panic-stricken like he had just gotten his college entrance examination scores.
结果并不是很贵，两个人一共花费了200纽币。
The result was that it was not that expensive, the two people spent a total of 200 niubi.
王博松了口气，旁边的服务生告诉他这顿饭无法打印发票，因为他们收取的仅仅是食材原料费，也就是说这顿饭的原材料就价值200纽币！
Wang Bo released a breath, the server by the side was unable to print the bill for the food because what they paid was barely the price of the raw materials, in other words, the raw materials of the food they ate valued at 200 niubi!
“如果正常来算，这顿饭多少钱？”王博悄悄问服务生。
“If it was at normal price, how much would this be?” Wang Bo quietly asked the server.
“大概一千元左右。”服务生微笑着说道。
“Roughly around one thousand or so.” The server said with a smile.
王博默默离开，他当个屁的镇长，早知道去新东方学厨师啊，一顿饭八百纽币的利润，折合成人民币这可是四千块，一年买车买房赢取白富美走上人生巅峰！
Wang Bo left in silence, being a mayor his fart. If he had known earlier, he would had went to Singapore Oriental Univeristy to become a chef, one time of food was eight hundred in profit, if it was converted into yuan, this was four thousand, one year to buy a car, buy a house and walk the path of a Ms. Perfect life to the pinnacle.
好在胖厨师讲义气只收了原料费，如果全收，那王博真付不起今天的帐。
Luckily the fat chef was loyal to his friends and only charged the cost of materials, if he had to pay the whole thing, Wang Bo really could not afford it today.
他带了两万块来新西兰，折合成新币也就四千多，这几天住旅馆加上各种买和吃，他只剩下八百块了。
He brought twenty thousand to New Zealand, if it was converted to New Zealand’s currency, then it was around four thousand. These past few days of staying in the hotels and all sorts of shopping and eating, he only has around eight hundred left.
回到旅馆，查理去停车了，他一个人先上楼。
Returning to the hotel, Charlie went to park his car and he went up the stairs alone.
进了楼，在走廊里，他看到了五个彪形大汉倚在墙上。
As he went in, in the corridor, he saw five burly guys leaning against the wall.
这些人个个膀大腰圆、满脸横肉，身上只穿了黑色背心，露出夸张的肌肉和花花绿绿的纹身在外面，一看就不是好货色。
All of these men were tall and strong, their face fierce looking. They were only wearing a black vest, exposing exaggerated muscles and colorful tattoos outside, one look and you could tell they were not good news.
其中特别是一个满脸络腮胡子的光头大汉，他身高估计得有两米，小背心几乎被他的肌肉撑爆，左侧肩膀纹着一只张嘴咆哮的狮子头，右肩则是一条毒蝎，连脖子上都有纹身。
Especially a bald large man that had a full beard, he guessed that he was around two meters tall and the muscles on his arms were almost exploding out of the vest. There was a roaring lion tattoo on his left shoulder while the right had a scorpion, there was even a tattoo on his neck.
这种人放在北京，光看脸就能当做恐怖分子处理掉的。
If these people were placed in Beijing, just looking at their faces would have them be treated as terrorist and disposed of.
五个人注意到了王博然后彼此使了个眼色，王博也注意到了他们，心里出现不妙的感觉：这些人应该是本地黑帮，可能想要对他不利！
The five people noticed Wang Bo and all signaled to each other with their eyes. Wang Bo also noticed them and a bad feeling appeared in his chest: These people should be a bunch of gangsters, perhaps they want to do something to him!
他警惕起来，故意磨蹭了一下等待查理，可是查理这家伙关键时候掉链子，停个车这么慢，他磨蹭了好一会也没有上楼。
He went on alert, intentionally waiting for Charlie, but Charlie this guy was being a let down at such a critical moment. Just parking a car takes this long, he dawdled for a while and did not try to go upstairs.
这时候纹身大汉们面色不善的围了上来，王博便不动声色的掏出钥匙开门，同时做好了战斗准备。
At this time, the tattooed large mens complexion was being worse and Wang Bo then quietly pulled out his keys to open the door, ready for battle at the same time.
他打开门后快速走了进去准备锁门，能避免冲突还是不要冲突的好，毕竟这不是中国。
After he opened the door, he quickly walked in and prepared to lock the door, if he could avoid conflict, then he would rather not conflict. This wasn’t China after all.
结果大汉们动作也很快，他们跟在王博身后就往房间里挤，一个个表情阴翳、眼神冷酷，恨不得开口喊一声我们不是好人。
The result was that the large men’s movements were also very fast, they went and crowded behind Wang Bo into the room, all of their expression were shady and grim, wishing they could open their mouth and yell they aren’t good people.
王博知道先下手为强的道理，他绝不能让这些黑帮将自己绑架，于是深吸一口气，他右手握拳如流星滑落，弓步开腿，腰腹发力挥拳出击。
Wang Bo know the principle of striking first to gain the upper hand, he will not left these bunch of gangsters kidnap him. Therefore he took a deep breath and his right hand was like a meteor striking, bending and opening his legs with his waist and abdomen sending out force to his fist as he attack.
如果是以前，老王肯定不敢和这些大汉动手，对方一只胳膊就能将他蹂躏成包子馅。
If it was in the past, Old Wang would definitely not dare to go against these people, the other party would be able to tear his arm off and turn him into bun stuffing.
可现在拥有了领主之心他已经不是弱鸡，机场之战虽然他没动手还击，但已经让他明白了自己身怀强悍战斗力。
But now that he has the Lord’s Heart, he was no longer a weak chicken. Although he didn’t fight back in the airport, he had already learned of his body’s fighting strength.
所以，这一刻他陈真附体叶问附身黄飞鸿上身，无所畏惧！
As such, at this moment he displayed the style of Ye Wen and possessed the body of Wong Fei Hung, he had nothing to fear!
“砰！”一声闷响，王博的拳头重重砸在了当头大汉的小腹上。
“Bang!” A muffled sound echoed, Wang Bo’s fist heavily hit the head man’s underbelly.
那大汉不复先前的冷酷装逼范儿，双眼暴突舌头直接伸了出来，惨嚎一声抱着小腹跪倒在地。
That large man was no longer grim like before as his eyes and tongue suddenly stretched out and he miserly fell to the ground howling as he held his abdomen.
后面的大汉用毛利语怒骂着冲了上来，王博干倒一个后信心更大，他闪身冲到第二个大汉跟前，对方挥拳的动作在他眼中很慢，快速避开后他双手抓住大汉的手臂，吼叫一声发力将他抓起摔了出去。

又有两个大汉冲到了他跟前，当前那一个好像疯牛一样要撞他，王博来不及躲避，咬牙叉开腿摆出弓步硬顶了他的撞击！

一股强大的蛮力撞在胸口，王博险些被撞倒但好在顶住了，然后他抓着这大汉的肩膀屈膝顶在他胸口，双臂曲起来学电影中那样用肘子狠狠的砸在大汉的后背。

“嗷嗷！”大汉哀嚎两声软在了地上，另一个大汉的拳头挥了上来，王博赶紧双臂护住头，这样他一拳砸在王博的双臂上将他打倒在地。

“妈的！”王博骂了一声赶紧爬起来，短兵相接用不着摆架势，他起身后抱住那大汉的大粗腰，伸腿绊住他将他一下子绊倒在地，接着右拳闪电般向他下颔挥出！

挨了他一记重拳，那大汉眼睛一翻吐出口鲜血直接两眼一翻失去了意识。

这样王博解决了四个人，他快速从大汉身上站起，摆出拳击的姿势盯着最后一个大汉，也是那个最壮、最凶的大汉。

按照电影电视剧，最后出手的都是BOSS。他面前这大汉从卖相上来说很符合BOSS的特质，可是这家伙却没有动手，而是傻愣愣的看着四个躺在地上的兄弟，然后吼叫了起来。

王博听出他是用毛利语说话，但听不懂什么意思，便也吼叫道：“法克-鱿！法克-鱿！你牛逼啊，你来啊！麻痹的还剃光头纹身，你知不知道李小龙那么牛逼都没剃过光头纹过身？！你比龙哥还牛逼啊？！”