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Chapter 5: The Thought Process Is Too Similar!

Ming Lin, Male, 23 years old.

He was often called ‘Mother Lin’ and the general populace cried why he wasn’t born a female, he was just too perfect as a housewife! Although some of them were debating if it mattered at all…

White skin, slightly long hair in a low ponytail, a pair of gentle and droopy eyes… hell, even his stature was particularly slim for a male… As such, a few brave young men have walked forward to confess and either hope he was a cross-dressing female or just decisively changed their orientation.

The answer was always no though… because he was too worried about Ming Mei…

He did not mind homosexuality… he himself was unconfirmed since he never showed any particular interest in either gender… the only thing that scared him about the conversation his sister and her friends were having was the fact that they were talking about fictional characters… and rather dangerous-sounding role plays…

Sister! This brother is worried about your mind! Please stay in check with reality!

But then reality got twisted… very badly…

“Lady Goddess, I have a question?”

“Oh, feel free to ask!” Really, this Goddess is so free in her manners. But he wasn’t one to mind such freedom.

“What happens after we clear and save this world?”

“You can either stay in this world, get married, have children and all the other stuff like some of the others. Or you can go back home to your original world~” The Goddess was sounding particularly happy for some reason when she said the first part and sounded bored when she said the second part… was there something good about the first?

“If we stay in this world… is there any particular benefits?” He wasn’t really attached to their own world, and he was pretty sure his free sister was the same. Although she has friends, it wasn’t like they were life and death matters to her.

“YES! BL-BAN- cough, well, your status in this world is pretty much the same with Kings. Most of the stronger people and higher status ones have some sort of otherworldly blood in them. The more they have, the stronger they tend to be. The Sky Emperor that is summoning you two is also the descendant of two other heroes that met and fell in love a couple hundred years ago. (Both were girls though… though one was a rather convincing male…) So although his blood should be pretty thin by this point, it is actually rather thick in his case.”

“I see…” Brother Ming Lin has made up his mind! His sister was too free and often too willful for most people to stay with… so he should find her a partner here! Weren’t the most harden people, the most free willed people, the most tragic ones… didn’t they all find romance on a battlefield because they met someone who understood them?! At least this is what most romance novels say…

(Brother’s mind also isn’t too in check with reality it seems…)

So when they were summoned, he was rather happy all their rooms were next to the Sky Emperor. Sister, try your luck with the Sky Emperor… you are 15 years old yet all I hear every day is your pairings… your brother is really worried about your future.

If you can’t find someone here, we can only go back home and try even harder to find you a husband… Mom really wanted to see you in a wedding dress…

(Yet he is forgetting his own age and marital status…)

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33 thoughts on “[PE] Chapter 5: The Thought Process Is Too Similar!

  1. maria yukari says:

    Ahahaaa so funny,, brother,, please woo the emperor,, ur sister will be more happy like that ?

  2. Jesseca Danielle King says:

    T_T Must have more! I’m totaly okay reading bl novels, but can’t handle watching bl or reading bl manga and similar.

    • thisnameisthebest says:

      Its the expressions isnt it…

  3. fayehana says:

    hahaha.. pot calling the kettle black ?

  4. Reka Rizky says:

    Oh brother, why are you so blind with yourself?! Of course Emperor will choose you! Either you expect it… or not. Muahahahaha-cough

  5. raven says:

    This story makes me want to write a ridiculous story involving Chinese Heaven Palace Politics, power greedy court people, crazy romances, and some Absolute Power that’d been sleeping for hundreds of thousands years and just woke up into the mess in the palace, the people in heaven are scared and asked them for help, but they’re just so done of it all….

    Just, I know so very little of chinese mythologies and historical novels could only help a little with the convoluted palace politics I’ve been planning…

    And I haven’t finished that research paper…. oh, mama…. D:

    You’re bad for my school grades, but you’re so very great for my sanity.

    Thank you, Snowy-Sensei! ヽ☻ノ˚°◦

    • DragonSlayer1417 says:

      I would read that story if you ever decide to write it!

  6. LK says:

    (^-^) please quickly get your tofu eaten…

  7. okubyoukun says:

    TRANSLATOR-SAMA!!!! PLEASE DONT STOP THIS. THIS IS AWSOME! I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! I feel the need to turn on CAPS to transmit my enthusiasm. Ahh… I wish I can somewhat understand Chinese, too. But it’s such a hard language. I’m looking forward to the next chapters. I just came here from Ling Xiao’s story. Thanks for all your efforts~

    • SnowTime says:

      This is an original though XD

      • okubyoukun says:

        Ohh… doesn’t matter. Please don’t stop. I still love it. <3

  8. orphire says:

    This novel is So nice, don’t stop writing it please! ???

  9. Vein says:

    I cry when I click next and get 404 TT_TT

    Seriously though, this is awesome xD !!

    Thank you very much for making these ? !!

  10. yuurei says:

    Gosh, I don’t get tired of reading about this oblivious!brother-devious!sister&goddess! Very excited to what other plots devious!sister&goddess come up with to get oblivious!brother with the Sky Emperor!

  11. Some Questionable Deity says:

    dam it to guud

  12. White Head Ice Prince says:

    I <3 dis!
    But is this novel not in novelupdates?

    • SnowTime says:

      It’s an original…

  13. Keya says:

    Moreeeee my hero author continue my life depends on it it’s better than the luv of my life fod

  14. Vannie says:

    My dear author, I want more… Please, update!

    • SnowTime says:

      My brain juice is dead…

      • Vannie says:

        T.T… thank you for the 5 chapters

        • SnowTime says:

          XD at least you’ll have a disciple 9 to read tonight o3o then I’ll be all caught up on that…

          • Vannie says:

            Yeah! XD thanks

  15. library rocker says:

    Ahahahaha both sibs are trying to hook up each other with the sky emperor! I wonder who he will prefer~ XD XD XD


  16. Jade says:

    OMG. Please write more of this. The potential in the story is amazing!

  17. Bl-addict says:

    Aaaagggggghhhhhh!!!! MORE CHAPTERS RAWR! OR I’LL EAT YOU! RAWR!

  18. Raizel says:

    More chapters please

  19. Lili Silence says:

    Thank you!!!
    OMG I hate 404 so much…

  20. chrysanthemum00 says:

    Ahahaha :’D These siblings are so funny and cute. I love what you have going on so far, can’t wait to see Ming Mei’s schemes *cough* I mean matching making attempts unfurl.

  21. fhifhi says:

    Is this going to continue? I’m actually skeptical reading it at first since I dont go for translator’s original work. It disappoints me most of the time. But your work caught my attention. I’m honestly liking it. Keep it up! Thanks for the wonderful novel ???

  22. Elppa Pinetree says:

    I want to see men eating other men’s tofu while eating stinky tofu.
    Please continue to write.

  23. Reyfin says:

    Please update!!!
    I want to know what happen next

  24. Ehansa22 says:

    Thanks for the chapters.

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