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I have to say, life really has good timing on when to kick me into the gutter. I had one page left, yet a dinner rush hit me and laster 3 hours. Talk about timing…

   ☆、第13章

Chapter 13: Disciple’s Butt May Not Be Touched    

   穆辰拿着这枚空间戒指看了看,只是很普通的东西,神识探进去,里面空间不大,只有一个小小玉简,竟是一个地图。

Mu Chen held this space ring and looked at it. It was a very common one. His divine sense went in and investigated. The space within wasn’t very large and there was only a small jade piece within, it was a map.

   玉简背面歪歪扭扭写着两句蝇头小字——来找我的时候记得带两条龙鳞鲫,要椒盐的。

The back of the jade piece had crooked writing that became a few letters–When you come find me, remember to bring two Dragonscale Carp, with pepper and salt.

   穆辰:“……”连这图是哪里的都没交代,甚至没有留下一句有用的信息,还让他飞升的时候拎两条椒盐的咸鱼……很好,这礼物很有价值!

Mu Chen: “……” This map didn’t even say where to hand it over to him, there wasn’t any useful information left behind. And he even wanted him to give him two salted Dragonscale Carp when he ascends… Very good, this gift is very valuable!

   既然搞不明白,也就是时机未到,穆辰把这地图扫进识海里,咬着牙把玉简捏成粉末,对,时机未到!还要准备咸鱼,给老头子带晒了一百多年咸鱼!万一他以后死了,让徒儿给他师祖带咸鱼!

Since he can’t make sense of it, then it means it wasn’t the time for it yet. Mu Chen glanced over the map and place it into his consciousness. He clenched his teeth then pinched the jade piece into fine powder. Yes, it wasn’t time yet! He still needed to prepare salted fish, and give the old man a one hundred plus year old salted fish! In case he dies later, he can have his disciple give his Grand Master the salted fish!

   穆辰白皙的脸上渐渐染上了一层绯色,气的!

On Mu Chen’s face, a faint layer of red gradually rose, he was angered!

   等到晚上顾云玦想偷偷研究一下那个瓶子里到底装了什么的时候,只在穆辰的桌上找到了那个瓷瓶,瓷瓶上也不知道被谁插了一朵待开的花苞,已经被养上了花。

Gu Yunjue waited until evening to sneakily investigate just what was in that bottle, but only found the bottle on Mu Chen’s table. He didn’t know who, but there was also a flower containing a flower bud placed within.

   顾云玦有些头疼,用他大乘期的神识才找到那个瓷瓶,里面显然藏了很重要的东西,他师尊已经把里面的东西拿走了,他竟然连一丝情报都没有,万一对师尊有危险他都无法堤防,难道他还能对师尊搜魂不成?顾云玦已经后悔了,他不应该一看见穆辰的笑脸就跟着了魔一样,脑子都不知道转,什么都想给他,还想要试探?什么时候试探不好?为什么要挑这时候?简直有病!

Gu Yunjue had a bit of a headache. He had used his Immortalization Stage divine sense to find that bottle, there was clearly something hidden inside that was very important. His Master already took away the item in it, and didn’t give away any kind of information. If there was something dangerous going for his Master, then he would be unable to protect him. Could it be that he must search his Master’s soul?

   顾云玦扶着额,觉得自己一定是疯了!

Gu Yunjue held his forehead. He felt he must be crazy!

   穆辰一回来就发现小徒弟在他房内“抓耳挠腮”,像只调皮的猴子,他冷着脸问:“你在做什么?字写完了吗?”

When Mu Chen returned to his room, he found his little disciple “tweaking his ears and scratching his cheeks”, resembling a naughty monkey. With a cold face, he asked, “What are you doing? Have you finished writing?”

TL Note: Way of expression frustrations

   “写完了,还写不好。”顾云玦神情一变,乖顺的从空间戒指里拿出自己刚写的字,笔画扭曲的像豆芽,毫无一点力度。

“I finished writing it, but didn’t write it.” Gu Yunjue’s expression quickly changed and he obediently took out his writings from the space ring. The strokes were so crooked they resembled bean sprouts, they were not pretty at all.

   穆辰手一看那个字,顿时想到了丹阳子留下的那几个字,再看小徒弟的时候就有些嫌弃,真丑!智商差不多,字还一样丑!

The Mu Chen looked at those words and immediately thought back to the letter Dan Yangzi left behind. When he looked at his little disciple again, there was some disdain in his eyes. Really ugly! Their IQ were about the same, their letters are just as ugly as each other!

   顾云玦笑的有些僵硬,懒得隐藏情绪的小师尊,嫌弃的不要更明显。

Gu Yujun’s smile became a bit stiff. His little Master was disinclined to hide his mood, his disdain couldn’t be any clearer.

   穆辰冷下脸,把顾云玦抱在腿上,让人拿了笔墨纸砚,把蘸了墨的笔递给顾云玦,稍微纠正了一下对方握笔的姿势,大手包小手,写下顾云玦三个字。

Mu Chen face turned cold while holding Gu Yunjue onto his leg. He had someone go get some ink, brush and paper, then gave the dipped brush to Gu Yunjue. He adjusted the other’s posture of holding the brush, then placed his larger hands over the small ones, writing the three characters Gu Yunjue (顾云玦).

   穆辰的字犹如他的人,瘦劲清峻,带着一股难言的傲骨。

Mu Chen’s characters were like his character, slender, strong, distinct and severe. It carried some lofty and unyielding character that was hard to describe.

   “这才是你的名字,再写一遍。”作为一个严师,穆辰自认为是非常严厉的。

“This is your name. Write it again.” As a Master, Mu Chen believed he should be very strict.

   顾云玦老老实实的写了一遍,虽然还是故意写的歪歪扭扭,但比自己写的已经好了很多,穆辰满意的摸摸徒弟的后脑勺,夸奖:“不错,有进步就好。”

Gu Yujune obediently wrote it again. Although he still deliberately wrote it crookedly, it was still several times better than the ones written before. Mu Chen rubbed his disciple’s head, satisfied. He praised, “Pretty good, as long as there is progress.”

   听说对这种一不小心就扭曲的小孩子要有十足的耐心,果然,得到了夸奖后小徒弟开心的靠在他的怀里,小小的脊背虽然瘦弱,但也不似刚来的时候那么弱不禁风,也不知道是不是他养的太好了,竟然感觉小徒弟长了一点点肉,特别是屁股。

He heard that a child that would become warped easily by accident, what he needed was ample of patience. As expected, his little disciple happily leaned against his chest after he praised him. Although his small back was thin and weak, it was not the fragile state from before. He didn’t know if it was because he was raising him well, he felt that his little disciple gained some extra meat, especially on the buttocks.

   穆辰伸手就摸了一把,终于确定,确实长肉了,很好,明天继续喂。

Mu Chen reached out to rub it and at last was certain. He did grow some more meat, very good, tomorrow he will continue to feed him.

   感觉腿上的小人挪了挪屁.股,穆辰不满的又拍了一下,“发芽了?”

Feeling the little person on his leg shift his bottom, Mu Chen unhappily patted it, “Growing?”

   顾云玦从牙缝里挤出两个字:“……师、尊!”

Gu Yunjue squeezed out a word through his teeth. “…Mas-ter!”

   穆辰疑惑的看他,眼神清透。

Mu Chen looked at him in confusion, his eyes just and honest.

   顾云玦默默把手落在穆辰的大腿上,边揉边笑,“师尊的名字怎么写?”

Gu Yunjue silently rested his hand on Mu Chen’s thigh, while he rubbed there, he smiled, “How is Master’s name written?”

   穆辰把顾云玦搂紧了些,感觉小徒弟就像个皮猴子,一抱不住就动手动脚,继续拿着顾云玦的手,写下自己的名字。

Mu Chen hugged Gu Yunjue tighter, he felt that his little disciple was like a naughty monkey. The moment he wasn’t holding him tightly, he would grope around. He continued to hold Gu Yunjue’s hand, and wrote down his name.

   “师尊的字真好看,我要把它裱起来挂在墙上。”小手还在动。

“Master’s characters are really nice, I want to hang it up on the wall.” His small hand was still moving.

   穆辰闻言嘴角一动,没再管那只调皮的小爪子,温和道:“你好好练,会写出更好看的字。”

Mu Chen’s mouth twitched when he heard that, he no longer bothered with that naughty little claw and gently said, “Practice well, and you can write some better looking characters.”

   上一世顾云玦的字苍劲峻逸,又暗藏锋芒,他徒儿不愧是他这一代第一人,各方面都出类拔萃。如果不是后来判出仙界,他俨然是新一代的领袖人物。穆辰思绪有些飘,徒儿一定是被魔修引诱了,记忆中顾云玦身边有个长相艳丽的魅魔手下,一定是魔界众人为了铲除他徒儿设下的美人计!

In his past lifetime, Gu Yujun’s characters were bold, severe and outstanding, a spearhead was also hidden in them. No wonder his little disciple was this generation’s number one, he was outstanding on all sides. If he wasn’t exiled from the Immortal Realm, then he would be the leader of this generation. Mu Chen’s train of thought floated around. His disciple must have been lured into devil cultivation, he remembered that there was a devilishly gorgeous person by Gu Yunjue’s side before. It must be a honey trap the Devil Realm set down for his disciple to get rid of him!

   以后小徒弟身边的人,他都要严格把关!

In the future, the people by his little disciple’s side, he needed to strict check them!

   顾云玦低着头,脸上是藏不住的笑意,自己拿笔,临摹了一下穆辰的名字,状似好奇的问:“师尊,师祖给您留的瓶子里装了什么?”

Gu Yunjue kept his head low while a smile he couldn’t hide stayed on his face. While holding the brush and copying Mu Chen’s name, he curiously asked. “Master, what did Grand Master leave you in that bottle?”

   穆辰托着下巴,侧着身子看着小徒弟写字,闻言眨眨眼,语气淡淡的,“没什么,小孩子不用管。”

Mu Chen held his chin, tilting his body to watch his little disciple write characters. When he heard the question, he blinked a bit and said with a dull tone, “It’s nothing, children do not need to worry about it.”

   “可是徒儿好奇啊。”

“But your disciple is curious.”

   “好奇?人太好奇容易没命,以后需谨记,不关你的事情少操心。”

“Curious? If people are too curious they can lose their lives. You need to keep in mind in the future, things that don’t concern you, don’t worry about them.”

   什么都没问出来,还没教训了一顿,顾云玦无奈的继续写,等到一篇字帖临摹完,等穆辰看过之后,才被放去休息。

He didn’t even get anything out of him, rather, he got reprehended. Gu Yunjue had no choice but to continue writing. He was only released after he filled the whole sheet and had it checked over by Mu Chen.

   穆辰看着留在自己桌上的字,心情很是微妙,真丑啊,小徒弟写字真难看,用脚也不至于写这么丑,这孩子上辈子的字是怎么练出来的?不过为了保护这孩子敏感的心,他还是要多夸他,丑也不能说出来。

Mu Chen looked at the characters left on the table, his mood quite muted. It’s really ugly, little disciple’s characters are really ugly. Even the characters writing using his feet wouldn’t be this ugly, just how did this child obtain his writing in his past lifetime?

   “师尊。”

“Master.”

   穆辰听见后把顾云玦的“墨宝”收起来,回头就见顾云玦抱着个枕头站在门口,希冀的望着他,“师尊,我想跟您睡。”

When he heard the call, Mu Chen took up Gu Yunjue’s “Treasured Characters” then turned around to see him holding a pillow, standing at the entrance. He asked with eyes full of hope, “Master, can I sleep with you?”

   穆辰犹豫了一下,问:“害怕?”

Mu Chen wavered a bit and asked, “Scared?”

   顾云玦乖巧点头。

Gu Yunjue cutely nodded.

   穆辰坐在床边,拍了拍身边的地方,然后他就看见他的小徒弟开心的屁颠颠的跑过来,爬上床脱了鞋子,扑过来就抱他的腰,对他十分亲昵。

Mu Chen sat on his bed and patted beside him. After that, he saw his little disciple happily run over, climb on his bed and took off his shoes. He then pounced over to hold his waist, being very intimate with him.

   “不许尿床。”穆辰脸色温和的提醒道。

“You cannot wet the bed.” Mu Chen’s face was gentle as he reminded him.

   顾云玦再次“乖巧”的点点头。

Gu Yunjue once again “cutely” nodded his head.

   穆辰目光柔和下来,静静地看着小徒儿在灯下柔和的眉眼,小小一只,他需要二十年才能把他养大。二十年,对于修士而言,只不过弹指一挥间,他能不能在这有限的时间内把顾云玦养的像成个谦谦君子?

Mu Chen’s gaze turned softer, looking at his little disciple’s soft features under the lamp light. So small, he needed twenty years to raise him big. Twenty years to cultivators, were but a flash of time. Would he he able to raise Gu Yunjue into a modest nobleman in this limited time?

   拉过一旁的蚕丝被,轻轻盖在顾云玦的身上,穆辰拍着对方的背,脸色温和。待顾云玦呼吸放缓之后,他才开始打坐修行。

Pulling over the natural silk blanket, he softly covered Gu Yunjue with it. Mu Chen patted his small back, his face gentle. After Gu Yunjue’s breathing slowed, he finally started to meditate and cultivate.

   半夜,皎洁的月光透过窗子,洒在雪白的窗幔上,本来已经熟睡的顾云玦悄然的睁开眼睛,快到渡劫期的神魂包裹住穆辰的神识,悄无声息的让穆辰陷入沉睡。

At midnight, the bright moonlight went through the window and sprinkled on top of the snow white curtain. The originally sleeping Gu Yunjue quietly opened his eyes. His spirit soul that almost reached Ascension Stage enveloped Mu Chen’s divine sense, and quietly made Mu Chen fall into deep sleep.

   同时,顾云玦的资料也被传到了万剑门,御天翊的手中。因为一个孩子被拒绝,任谁也会对这个孩子产生几分兴趣。

At the same time, Gu Yunjue’s information was also sent to Ten Thousand Sword Sect, into Yu Tianyi’s hand. Refusing because of a child, it would make anyone somewhat interested in this child.

   御天翊作为万剑门的门主,身后的势力自然不用说,他本身也是号称这几百年来最天才的修士,几百岁的仙龄修为已到大乘期,离飞升就差一步。不管是他的势力,还是他的修为,不用他开口,想抱他大腿的人比比皆是,更何况是找道侣?然而,他被拒绝了,被拒绝的理由是对方收了个徒弟,小徒弟太小,离不开师尊,所以连离开崇云门的机会都没有。

As the Sect Master of Ten Thousand Sword Sect, besides the power behind him, he himself was also known as the most talented cultivator in these several hundred years. Just several hundred years of cultivation and he was at Immortalization Stage while Ascension was just a step away. No matter if it was his power or his cultivation, needless to say, there were people everywhere that wanted to hold onto his thigh, let alone finding a dao companion? However, he had been refused. The reason for the refusal being that the other had taken in a disciple, but because the disciple was too young and can’t separate from the Master, he couldn’t even go out of Lofty Cloudy Sect to meet him.

   为了不泄露御天翊身体的隐患,穆辰没有直接给他传讯,只说让他去一趟,有要事相商,曾经那个没事喜欢倒出乱跑寻药的穆辰,竟然也有出不来的时候。

In order to not leak Yu Tianyi’s condition, Mu Chen did not directly communicate with him. He only said to let him go on a trip, if there was something important they could consult each other. That Mu Chen who once always ran all over to look for medical herbs when he had nothing better to do, actually had a time he couldn’t go out.

   月光下,一身黑色华服的年轻修士更添了几分霸气与沉稳,捏碎手里的玉符,他的脸色也暗下来。相比较这个孩子的原因,还有一个令他在意。岳明泽在信中也委婉了提了一句,季清远得罪了穆辰,对方不愿意出山。看到这里的时候御天翊就有些疑惑,穆辰这个人太过直白,也太冷情,对别人的事情都不怎么在意,季清远做了什么令他厌恶的事情,他才会有这样的反应?

Under the moonlight, the aura of a young cultivator dressed in black turned even more domineering and calm. Pinching the jade talisman into pieces, his complexion turned darker. Compared this reason about the child, there was one more part that concerned him more. Yue Mingze added one more tactful line in the letter: Ji Qingyuan offended Mu Chen, he’s not willing to leave the mountain. When he saw this line, Yu Tianyi was a bit suspicious. Mu Chen this man, was too frank. He was also too cold and unfeeling. He did not care about other people at all, so just what did Ji Qingyan do to make him hate him, to have such a reaction?

   这时,一个身穿青衣的年轻男子御剑而来,远远看见御天翊,开心的笑了起来,“哈哈哈,大师兄,我就知道你在这里!”

At this moment, a young man also dressed entire in black with a sword arrived. When he saw Yu Tianyi from afar, he happily laughed, “Hahaha, Great Senior Brother, I just knew you would be here!”

   “清远师弟。”御天翊的声音有些低沉,也许是常年身居高位,一开口就带着一分上位者的威压,让人下意识的想要躲避。来人却不甚在意的来到他的身边,一甩青色的法袍,潇洒的落地之后剑眉一挑,话中带笑,爽朗的声音里带着几分调侃,“师兄真是勤奋,大半夜的还在后山修行啊。”

“Junior Brother Qingyuan.” Yu Tianyi’s voice was a bit deep, perhaps it was because he maintains his high position all year round, so whatever he says carries the pressure of a leader, causing others to subconsciously want to hide. But the person who came did not care and walked to his side. With a fling of his cyan magic gown, he confidently and easily landed. Then he raised his sword-like eyebrow and said with a laughing tone, his clear and bright voice carried some teasing, “Senior Brother really is hardworking. Even in the middle of the night, you are in the back mountain cultivating.”

   御天翊探究的看了季清远一眼,这个师弟,也太过了解他了些。

Yu Tianyi enquiringly looked at Ji Qingyuan. This Junior Brother, really understood him too well.

   季清远见御天翊沉默,开玩笑似的问:“师兄心情一不好就会来这里,这么多年的习惯还是没变。如果是师兄真的放不下,不如我替师兄去一趟崇云门,顺便看看师兄挂念的人是何种仙姿?”

Ji Qingyuan saw how quiet Yu Tianyi was and asked like he was playing a joke, “Senior Brother will always come here once your mood isn’t good. It hasn’t changed even after so many years. If you Senior Brother really can’t let it go, why not let me take your place and go to Lofty Cloudy Sect. I can take a look and see if the man Senior Brother is concerned about is an immortal beauty?”

   御天翊不动声色,眸中寒意却一闪而逝,季清远这些年在门内的声望一天比一天高,他是存了闭关退位的心思才任对方收拢人心,可现在,对方竟然连他的事情都敢插手。想罢他沉声应道:“既然你已经知道了,便亲自带人去求医吧,其他的事情不用管,我自有分寸。”

Yu Tianyi said nothing and did nothing, but a chill flashed through his eyes. Ji Qingyuan’s popularity in the sect was becoming higher and higher by the day. He was interested in abdicating him after he goes into seclusion, so he started to win people’s hearts. But right now, this person even dared to meddle in his affairs. He thought to this point and replied, “Since you already know, then you can bring people with you and take a look. You don’t have to worry about the other things, I have my own thoughts.”

   季清远顿时愣在原地,他本来是一句玩笑话,因为这时候门内事情繁多,他根本就无法脱身,没想到御天翊竟然答应的这么痛快。

Ji Qingyuan immediately went blank on the spot. He was just joking when he said it, because at this time, there were many things to do within the sect and he simply wasn’t able to get away. But he didn’t expect that Yu Tianyi would agree to him so straightforwardly.

   御天翊眸色微微一沉,却抬手拍拍季清远的肩膀,鼓励似的看他一眼,转身离开。

Yu Tianyi’s eyes slightly darken, but he only raised his hand to pat Ji Qingyuan on the shoulder, like he was encouraging him as he gave one last look at him, turned and left.

   季清远反应过来之后笑了,“那我就替师兄走一趟。”见御天翊的身影消失,季清远含笑的眸子渐渐冷下来,脸上阴狠的表情也然破坏了刚刚的爽朗的气质,握剑的手紧紧的捏着剑柄,力道大的使得整个肩膀都在颤抖,他不甘!御天翊这是什么意思?想要收回他在门内的权利?那他这么多年的心血岂不是白费了!可他偏偏不敢拒绝,只要被御天翊看出端倪,对方绝对会一掌拍死他,御天翊绝对能做的出来。

After Ji Qingyuan finally reacted, he smiled, “Then I will take Senior Brother’s place and visit him.” Seeing Yu Tianyi’s figure disappearing, Ji Qingyuan’s smiling eyes gradually turned chilly. A dark and fierce expression hung on his face that destroy his clear and bright image from before. He gripped the hilt of his sword tightly, he used so much force his shoulders were trembling. He was unwilling! What did Yu Tianyi mean? He wanted to take back his power within the sect? Then wouldn’t all of his hard work these past many years all go waste! But he didn’t dare to refuse, as long as Yu Tianyi saw any indication of what he was trying to do, the other would absolutely pat him to death. Yu Tianyi was definitely able to do it.

   想到此行的目的,季清远突然冷笑一声,笑声中充满了鄙夷,谁能想到御天翊会看上个男修?没什么攻击力的丹修吗?如果对方不小心死了门主大人也许会关门疗一次情伤,也未可知。

When he thought of his purpose for this walk, Ji Qingyuan suddenly started to coldly laugh. Within his laughter was despise, who would had thought Yu Tianyi would fancy a male cultivator? And a pill alchemist cultivator that didn’t have much attack power? If the other wasn’t careful and died, perhaps Lord Sect Master would go into seclusion to first heal his heart. Who knows.

   炎阳宫。

Yanyang Palace.

   待顾云玦扯开穆辰的里衣,待看清穆辰白皙的胸口上那个黑色印记时,顿时瞳孔一缩。

After he pull aside Mu Chen’s inner clothing and clearly saw the black imprint on his fair chest, his pupils immediately contracted.

   作者有话要说: 不负责任小剧场:

Author’s Comment: Doing a small show of not bearing responsibility.

   顾云玦:“师尊摸我屁股,是不是对我有意思?”

Gu Yunjue: “Master rubbed my butt, does it mean you’re interested in me?”

   穆辰:“吃了那么多就长了这么点肉,你好意思?”

Mu Chen: “You ate so much yet only grew that much meat. You dare to say interesting?”

   顾云玦:“我说的是那个意思。”

Gu Yunjue: “What I mean is that meaning.”

   穆辰:“我管你哪个意思?”

Mu Chen: “Like I care which meaning it is.”

   顾云玦伸手摸胸顺气,“师尊说的都对,徒儿什么意思都没有。”

Gu Yunjue reached out to pleasantly rub his chest, “What Master says is all right. Your disciple doesn’t have any other meaning.”

   黑喵总结:人不要脸天下无敌!

Black Meow: So shameless, unequal under heaven!    

TL Note: The running joke(?) I guess is 意思 which means interesting, ideas, meanings, etc. Too many meanings that gets lost over translation. And every single line has those two words. Basically, they aren’t on the same page…

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15 thoughts on “[DTPMDFTDS] Chapter 13: Disciple’s Butt May Not Be Touched

  1. demonbookworm says:

    *sets up a camp here as well*
    🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️🏕⛺️

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  2. library rocker says:

    JC McJerkface. Little disciple is so wily. ..

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK! ! ! HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! !

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