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Chapter 33: President An Felt A Little Terrible


After the Qixi Festival, Su Jian spent all his days eating and sleeping in the mansion. While the husband worked, he would be spending his time surfing the internet, playing games or catching up with new anime and dramas with sister An. When the husband returned from work, they would show their loving side to the public. In their room, they would sleep in the same bed.

After getting used to this, Su Jian felt that such a life was quite comfortable.

Additionally, after spending his days like this, his leg gradually recovered.

On the day the doctor said that he could move without his crutches and wheelchair, Su Jian was extremely happy. After his dinner, he took a walk in the garden with An Yize and refused to go back. In the garden, they walked round after round. Finally, An Yize was worried that Su Jian would overexert his leg so he dragged him back into their room.

Knowing that his leg had recovered, An Yirou was happy as well. She said, “Third sister-in-law, let’s go shopping!”

Su Jian wasn’t interested in shopping, but he was happy to be able to go out. Furthermore, it would be without any wheelchair or crutches this time. Ever since his rebirth, he could finally walk on his own feet. He was very eager and thus he agreed readily.

Coincidentally, it was now the weekend and An Yize was at home. After learning that Su Jian would be shopping with An Yirou, he said in disagreement, “Your leg has just recovered. It’s not suitable for strenuous activities.”

An Yirou was by Su Jian’s side hugging his arm, intimately clinging onto her sister-in-law. She said, “Rest assured third brother. I’m only asking sister-in-law to buy a few clothes with me, it won’t be too tiring!” Taking a look at her brother’s expression, she thought for a moment and smilingly added, “If third brother is worried, why not come with us? Coincidentally, we are short of a driver!”

Su Jian was secretly unwilling. Accompanying little sister to buy some clothes, looking at her coming out of the fitting room with beautiful clothes, standing in front of him and asking him expectantly, “Dear, does this look good?”, was something he had been looking forward to. But now An Yize would be the third wheel. This was so unpleasant!

An Yize did not say anything but directly rolled out a Cayenne from the garage.

An Yirou pulled Su Jian happily into the car. The two of them took the back seats and started talking about the new anime they had watched yesterday. Then, they started insulting the drama they were chasing after two days ago. They chatted excitedly and enthusiastically.

Driving silently and being ignored, and to add on not being able to understand some of the internet slangs the two were using, President An felt a little terrible.

Therefore, he switched the radio on. The broadcast happened to be broadcasting an emotional talk program. An agitated male was denouncing, “When the results were out, the child was actually my neighbor Wang’s! My wife betrayed me!”

An Yize: “……”

Su Jian: “……”

Seeing that the people behind him suddenly turned silent, An Yize calmly changed the channel immediately.

The next channel was on advertisement break. While listening, a passionate male voice sounded abruptly, “xx Men’s Hospital, the great news to all man! Our urology department can treat all sorts of urinary issues such as frequent urination, emergency urination, and incontinence urination…”

Su Jian had heard of this advertisement many times in the past and could practically memorize the words. Therefore, once he heard the advertisement, a sense of familiarity rose. He continued the sentence immediately, “Urinary bifurcation, urination follicular and urination reflux!”[1]

An Yize: “……”

An Yirou: “……”

Only when the temperature in the car seemed to be turning cold did Su Jian then realize what he just did. He felt that he should change the topic to divert their attention, thus he said hastily, “Nowadays, hospitals are exaggerating their advertisements! Previously, I have heard of an advertisement with someone rapping, ‘Male diseases, no worries, up to the fourth floor of xx clinic! Female diseases, no worries, up to the second floor of xx clinic!’. See, isn’t this ridiculous?”

An Yize: “……”

An Yirou: “…Hahahahahahaha!”

Accompanied by the harmonious mood, it didn’t take too long for the three of them to reach their destination.

At first, Su Jian had thought that a rich lady like An Yirou would definitely rush into a brandname shop. Unexpectedly, An Yirou chose a shop that most people frequented. After getting along for a few days, he had developed a good relationship with An Yirou. Hence, he did not try to avoid the topic as he said to An Yirou directly, “I thought that you would be the same as your brother, even his under…uh, socks must be branded.” Originally, he had wanted to say “underwear”, but felt that it wasn’t appropriate to tell a girl something like this. Therefore, he changed his words to “socks”.

An Yize who was silently watching his wife and sister pick their clothing: “……”

An Yirou who was picking her clothes said playfully, “No choice. I’m a natural beauty, everything looks nice on me!”

Su Jian nodded his head immediately, “That’s true.”

An Yirou laughed, “My classmate asked me out to play two days later. I think he prefers an ordinary look. I prefer an ordinary look as well.”

Su Jian first praised sister An’s non-haughty character, then silently lamented the “life of the rich”.

An Yirou picked a few clothes and went into the fitting room to try them on. Su Jian and An Yize sat on a nearby bench to wait for her.

Looking at the clothes on the rack which was designed with complex style and colors, Su Jian sighed, “There sure are many patterns for women’s clothing!”

Seeing An Yize looking at him with raised eyebrows, Su Jian remembered that he was now a woman. Hence, he added immediately, “So, us women are so fortunate!”

An Yize: “……”

Thinking about this, Su Jian suddenly felt more superior than An Yize—Men’s clothing had less complex designs and colors than women’s clothing. At least, An Yize couldn’t wear a pink skirt!

Initially, Su Jian felt cool. However, that feeling disappeared immediately: Your mom! Why is your father, I, competing with An Yize about wearing a skirt!

An Yirou came out of the fitting room and twirled before Su Jian, asking expectantly, “Third sister-in-law, how is it? Does this look nice?”

With a delicate and pretty girl wearing a white knee-length skirt twirling before him then flashing her big cute eyes, asking, “How is it? Does this look nice?”, the two words “very cute” rippled through Su Jian’s mind. He felt that all his wishes had came true.

“Very nice!” Su Jian replied without hesitation.

An Yirou asked An Yize as well. “Third brother, what do you think?”

An Yize replied with an “En”.

An Yirou said happily, “Then, I will change into another color for the two of you to take a look!”

The two of them continued waiting outside. Because it was the weekend, there were many people in the mall. The customers that liked this brand were numerous as well, so customers came into the shop one after another. Seeing An Yize and Su Jian sitting on the bench, many female customers would secretly glance at An Yize. Eventually, a few fashionably dressed girls walked directly towards An Yize and bravely asked, “Handsome man, can I ask for your phone number?”

An Yize furrowed his brows while Su Jian was stunned. Are girls these days so bold, asking for someone’s phone number so directly? Such an earnest woman, why didn’t I meet any of them in the past?”

An Yize said in rejection, “Sorry, I’m married.”

Not discouraged, the girl said, “It’s alright. Even if you are married, we can still be friends!”

Su Jian: “……”

Who knew that girls these days were so tough? Asking to be friends directly before the husband’s wife. Su Jian was silently shocked. Then, he felt that he should fulfill his duties as a hired wife.

Didn’t An Yize tell him before? If he was with another woman, he should never turn the other cheek. To think that a chance would arrive so quickly. Su Jian felt that it now was the time to test his acting skills.

Hence, Su Jian hugged An Yize’s arm and said sweetly, “Hubby, once we are done with buying clothes, let’s go to the hospital!”

An Yize turn around silently and asked with a composed face, “Go to the hospital?”

“Yes!” Su Jian leaned his head on An Yize’s shoulder and said with concern, “Your AIDS test result should be out by now. We will go and collect it later!” Sensing that An Yize had suddenly turned stiff, Su Jian’s expression turned more affectionate. “Hubby, don’t worry. Whether the result is positive or negative, I will always be with you!”

An Yize: “……”

Girl: “……”

An Yirou who had just came out of the fitting room: “……”

Su Jian was hugging An Yize’s arm and stretched his neck out to watch the girl leaving hurriedly. A sense of achievement rose in his heart. Turning back, he realized that the man whose arm he was hugging was glaring at him with a livid face.

Su Jian slowly loosened his hug and laughed awkwardly, “Hahaha, it’s just a joke. Just a joke!”

An Yirou looked at his brother that had an unfriendly look on his face. She quickly tried to rescue her sister-in-law. “Third brother, how do I look in this skirt?”

Su Jian rushed to answer, “Great! It looks great!” Su Jian wanted to take this chance to slip away from An Yize. However, An Yize suddenly grabbed his hand. Su Jian struggled secretly but realized he couldn’t loosen the grasp.

An Yize’s expression looked very bad. Furthermore, Su Jian also felt a little guilty. Therefore, he stopped struggling and sat obediently beside An Yize.

An Yize held his hands in his palms and faintly replied to An Yirou with an “En”.

An Yirou blinked at Su Jian, then she asked the two of them, “Then, does the previous one look better or this one?”

“They are both nice!” Su Jian was held firmly, so he simply stopped struggling. He said to An Yirou bravely, “Your third brother is rich anyway. Xiao Rou, just ask him to buy whichever one you like!”

An Yirou laughed, “Third sister-in-law is right!” Looking at An Yize, she said, “Then I will have to thank third brother!”

An Yize gave Su Jian a quick glance and said, “En”.

Why are you acting cool! An Yize kept saying “En”, making Su Jian unhappy. By twisting the hand that was held by An Yize, he poked his palm and asked, “Hey, can’t you change your replies?”

Feeling his palms move, his grasp tightened abruptly. Sensing that Su Jian was struggling due to discomfort, he slightly loosened his grasp. Changing his words, he said, “Okay.”

Su Jian: “……”


Footnotes:

[1]I think all 3 are referencing flow problems. Like one is the stream splits, 2 is the stream bends to one side, the last is when a man pees and the pee arcs back towards him. All of these are usually caused by prostate problems.


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22 thoughts on “[RAMLRW] Chapter 33: President An Felt A Little Terrible

  1. Ivanator the Great says:

    Where else could your hubby get Aids Su Jian?! If he has it, then you as well! You’re ruining both of your reputation hahaha!

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  2. Scholek says:

    I just realized that all this time … Su Jian never quit “her job” as a literature teacher. Way back at the beginning of the story it stated that she was employed as a teacher, but got into an accident. However, nowhere in the story did our main character say to the principal, “Hey, I’m not coming to teach the kids anymore. Got into a car accident.” Those kids and colleagues must be thinking she’s never coming back and not really know why. I wonder why the School office never bothered to call her. I’m also pretty surprised that her mother never really bothered to see her after a severe car accident that hospitalized her …

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