After Plastic Surgery
The mosquito said, “If I turn into a firefly, I’ll be able to boldly approach humans.”
The fly said, “As long as I turn into a bee, I’ll be able to taste fine food of the highest level.”
As such, both of them went to the beauty salon and, after several hours, a firefly and a bee flew out.
A few days later, the “firefly” broke one of its legs, while the “bee” lost half a wing.
They went back to the beauty salon for compensation, but the doctor told them, “The plastic surgery was very successful, but you guys have forgotten: A firefly will never attempt to suck blood from a human, and a bee will never wait greedily by the dining table. I can change your appearances, but I can’t change your habits.”