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Chapter 51: Everyone Loves Little Immortal Mushroom (IX)

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Yan Lu wore a navy blue long gown that was simple without any decoration, a golden belt was tied around his waist while the front part was half open, revealing his sturdy and powerful muscles. Different from the cultivators who wore their clothes in a very tidy manner, he lost a bit of grace and conservation and become a bit more unrestrained and unruly. His black hair floated while his cold eyes looked out disdainfully. He had a dignified and cold aura that made people not daring to look at him.


By his side was Shang Ke, white hair red clothes, pure without any darkness with a pair of misty phoenix eyes. He was lovely and gentle.


The two’s temperament were completely opposites like north and south, yet they formed a whole together perfectly. Both with unsurpassed beauty and elegance.


Everyone’s gaze was attracted by them. To still stay in the air this way after experiencing that enormous godly might, their strength was clearly out of the ordinary.


Reality was so, Shang Ke absorbed the immortal qi Daoist Luo He gifted him and recondensed his internal dan, allowing his true essence and immortal qi to fuse together. Although he has only reached the Demigod Stage, his cultivation far surpasses one of the same level.


Yan Lu who dual cultivated with him also obtained benefits from this, his true essence turned into immortal qi, so his strength advanced by leaps and bounds and could fight against an expert of the Immortalization Stage. In the entire cultivation realm, experts that have reached Immortalization Stage only number ten.


After sizing up him, the present experts all moved their sights onto Shang Ke. It was because they could tell that he was a spirit, one formed from a spiritual plant. Different from demon beasts, there were few spiritual plants that transformed. Not only do they contain the spiritual qi of heaven and earth, if you raise it near you, you can raise the concentration of the spiritual qi and nourish your true essence and soothe your qi.


If Shang Ke was still a “devil” shroom, then he likely would receive so much attention. The current him carried a immortal qi on his body. And to cultivators, that was like a reishi mushroom, a very nourishing item.


The other cultivators with comparably lower cultivations might not be able to make out Shang Ke’s identity, but they could also sense the “delicious” scent from his body.


Yan Lu’s gaze turned cold, took Shang Ke by the waist and disappeared from the spot in the blink of an eye.


“Where do you want to go?” Yan Lu asked.


“Ruins of the Seeking Immortals.” Shang Ke still has quite a bit of information in his brain about remnants from ancient time.


The two of them walked freely, but their short-lived appearance managed to stir up the entire cultivation realm in an extremely short period. Two experts on pair of experts within the Immortalization Stage suddenly appears, one of them was even a rare spiritual plant spirit cultivator. This was a shocking new without a doubt. What was even odder was that no one recognized them. For a moment, countless people started to secretly investigate who they were.


Within the forest, Yan Lu was roasing (real) mushrooms expressionlessly by a fire when he suddenly heard a call for help not too far from his spot. He did not even raise an eyelid as he focused on the mushrooms that were about to be finished roasting.


Not too long later, the sound of breaking through space could be heard and a few figures quickly appeared within Yan Lu’s line of sight.


The woman at the head of the group eyes lit up when she saw Yan Lu and quickly rushed to his side, anxiously saying, “Fellow cultivator, please help us deal with these evildoers.”


Only now did Yan Lu raise his eyes to glance at her. He flipped over his stick of mushrooms and once again looked back down. He did not plan to help her at all.


“Fellow cultivator, please…” She had not even finish her words before a man’s voice came through the forest and interrupted her, “Feng Luoling, if you want your fellow disciples to keep living, obediently leave with us.”


“You group of shameless disciples from Soaring Serpent Sect, I will never leave with you all!” Feng Luoling’s eyes were wet with tears as she faced death without fear. It looked rather lovely and touching.


When her fellow disciples saw her like this, each one expressed that they would protect her with their lives.


Yan Lu frowned. Such a nice and quiet leisure afternoon was just destroyed like this by this group of crying and noisy people.


At this moment, the people from Soaring Serpent Sect attacked. One of them sent a sword flying straight for Feng Luoling. It was unknown if Feng Luoling did it intentionally or not, but she stood right in front of Yan Lu and immediately dodged when the attack came for her, so the sword was sent flying at Yan Lu.


A cold light flashed through Yan Lu’s eyes and he flicked out a stone. The stone knocked against the flying sword and shattered into pieces while the sword also changed it’s trajectory, heading for an open spot.


Everyone from Soaring Serpent Sect was secretly fearful, this man only used a stone to knock away a flying sword that held true essence?


“Scram!” Yan Lu coldly spat out that word. His voice was like a great alarm, it was mighty and cold, shaking everyone’s heart and soul.


The people from Soaring Serpent Sect looked at each other full of fear. One of the asked, “May we ask from where honored Sir comes from?”


“I said,” Yan Lu turned the roasted mushrooms in his hands again, “Scram!”


The second “scram” carried a sound attack. Like a needle, it viciously prinked at everyone’s primordial spirit. Everyone’s face abruptly changed after that burst of pain.


So strong! Both groups of people revealed a shocked face.


“We have offended senior. We have been impulsive, please forgive us.” The people from Soaring Serpent Sect at least had some eyes and tactfully conceded, “We will leave at once.”


Yan Lu no longer paid any attention to them. If it weren’t for Little Mushroom dislike of killing people, he would have long killed them.


After Soaring Serpent Sect left, Feng Luoling slowly walked forward and saluted, “Many thanks for fellow cultivator’s assistance.”


While she spoke, a pair of beautiful eyes timidly loitered on Yan Lu’s body. She had already recognized this man, he was the man that had appear in the golden light from the Origin Realm. That impressive appearance left behind a profound impression in her heart and was unforgettable. She didn’t expect that they would be fated to meet again, it really delighted her.


“This one is Feng Luoling from the Purity Sect, may I know how to address sir?”


Yan Lu turned a deaf ear to her and started to eat when he saw his mushrooms were done. He had just tasted it when he pursed his brows. Hm, it wasn’t as good at the ones Little Mushroom made.


Feng Luoling felt somewhat indignant in her heart at how Yan Lu ignored her but she did not flare up and maintained her smile, “Fellow cultivator likes to eat mushrooms? This one is good at cooking, why not have this one make some food for fellow cultivator as repayment for saving me?”


“Junior Sister Feng…” Feng Luoling’s fellow disciple was about to stop her but was curbed by her meaningful look.


She only wanted to make friends with Yan Lu right now, she completely did not take into consideration at how her fellow disciples were still injured.


Feng Luoling leisurely bent down and held back her long sleeves as she reached out to take the mushrooms scattered on the ground. She did not notice that a white mushroom among them quietly rolled to the side, brushing past her fingertips.


Yan Lu’s eyes darken and he swept his sleeve, ruthlessly sweeping her flying.


“Junior Sister Feng!” The people from Purity Sect immediately rushed up to help her and glared at Yan Lu thoughtlessly. “What are you doing? As a man, you would actually use violence against a weak woman? Do you not feel it is beneath your dignity?”


“The ‘scram’ I said before, included you guys.” Yan Lu did not care about identity and so on, the eyes he used to look at them was the same ones someone used to look at a dead thing.


Feng Luoling was always loved and pampered since young due to her beauty. She had never been so humiliated by men before.


She fragilely reprimanded him, “I treat you with due respect, it’s one thing if you don’t accept it, but why did you have to sneak attack me?”


The killing intent flashed through Yan Lu’s eyes as his fingers rolled the bamboo stick in his hand. He inwardly thought about which way was best to kill this group the fastest way possible.


“I will say it one more time, scram!” Yan Lu used Little Mushroom’s kindness and did one last resistance against his once instincts.


“You…” Feng Luoling wanted to continue arguing but she was stopped by her fellow disciples. Although Feng Luoling had no sense of priorities, the others could clearly sense the danger. Compared to this man, they would rather face the people form Soaring Serpent Sect again.


Feng Luoling was quickly persuaded away by her fellow disciples, but before they left, she did forget to glare at Yan Ly once with hatred. In her heart, she secretly vowed to one day have this insufferably arrogant man to crawl below her feet.


After the people left, Shang Ke who was mixed in with the other mushrooms transformed into human form again. After tying the long gown, he sat near Yan Lu and took the roasted mushrooms from him, saying, “Let me roast some more for you, I’ll eat these.”


The killing intent on Yan Lu’s body immediately vanished and he held Shang Ke’s waist, lazily placing his chin on his shoulder and quietly watching him roast mushrooms.


“In the future, stay one me when you turn into a mushroom or you might be picked away by someone.” That woman just now should rejoice that she didn’t touch his Little Mushroom, otherwise, he will strip her of one arm at the very least.


“Heh.” Shang Ke suddenly laughed.


“What are you laughing for?”


“Do you remember that woman just now?” Shang Ke asked.


“Why would I remember her?” Yan Lu was not concerned about her at all.


Shang Ke smiled, “Of course.”


Back during the Origin Realm, she had been disdainful of the old Yan Lu, not evening giving him the minimum respect. Now that she saw his valiant and handsome self, she was extremely polite. The difference of treatment couldn’t be any clearer. Even if this is a world that is based on appearance, the moral standing was also very important.


The two did not know that from then on, Feng Luoling would start to find information of them all over the place and following their tracks, following behind them the entire way while having a “chance encounter” with them from time to time.


Very soon, Yan Lu and Shang Ke’s name would gradually become known. No matter where the two went, they would always draw the attention of many people.


Shang Ke’s existence caused numerous experts to madly scramble around on a wild goose chase. It goes without saying what kind of impact the immortal qi on Shang Ke’s body has on cultivators.


Cultivators of the righteous path weren’t all truly king, the only difference between that and devil cultivation was the way they cultivated. Killing people for their treasure happens everywhere, as long as one’s state was stable and their strength was high, they need not need to fear karmic retribution. Before passing their tribulations, most people would not think about what kind of evil consequences killing would bring to their cultivation.


After many conspiring people gained nothing but defeat from Yan Lu’s hands, Yan Lu’s reputation became even more widespread. Quite a few believed that the reason of his great strength and lighting speed progress was because he has Shang Ke, a spirit demon’s help.


The fact that the two of them were dual cultivating was no longer a secret. Although Shang Ke was a man, with his remarkable beauty, dual cultivating with a spiritual item is a novelty and great enticement in other people point of view.


The more the rumors spread the more unusual it became.


Shang Ke was pretty much treated as some kind of godly object in which you would make rapid progress if you dual cultivated with him.


Shang Ke quickly became the target that everyone in the cultivation realm were falling over themselves to get. But Yan Lu’s strength was tyrannical and no one could make him an enemy. So they adopted an conciliating method, trying to to suggest to him about “renting” Shang Ke or use all kinds of treasures in exchange for some of his blood and hair.


“Renting” Shang Ke, exchanging some blood? Does this group of people really believe that Shang Ke was a little mushroom he raised? Even if he was, they can stop thinking about even trying to get a single hair from his Little Mushroom.


“Let’s go into seclusion.” Yan Lu proposed.


“Alright.” Shang Ke gladly agreed.


Yan Lu did not want them to be disturbed while they were dual cultivating.


For Shang Ke, it was because their cultivation was only a step away from Immortalization so they needed to find a quiet place to cultivate and make their breakthrough.


The two of them searched for a paradise near water with a quiet and secluded environment and abundant spiritual qi. After setting down a restriction, the two once again went into seclusion, distancing themselves from the mundane secular world.


They did not pay attention to time as they lived in the mountain. Shang Ke and Yan Lu spent time like a pair of mandarin ducks playing in water, making love at sundown, when they’re free some more cultivation on using dual cultivation to cook a mushroom through and through. Life was ordinary, satisfying and shameless.

TL Note: Everything means making love, just using different phrases, including the mandarin ducks…


Up until a calamity descended.

SnowTime: There was a mistrans near the end of last chapter saying they reached immortalization stage, I fixed that oops. Now, isn’t this such a beautiful cliffhanger.

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35 thoughts on “[HDS] Chapter 51: Everyone Loves Little Immortal Mushroom (IX)

      • Kuroko Reika says:

        Hahaha what it is?? Just calm down okay??
        If u wanna be the first, just keep going ahead okay? Hoho

  1. Little Fluffy Ninja Sheep says:

    NOOOooOOOOooo You can’t hunt down the magical mushroom! Only Yan Lu can eat him! ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
    *coughs up blood*
    W-we almost witnessed dual cultivation with a shota ML….

    *sets up a shrine*
    *waters the mushrooms*
    *clears mind of worldly affairs*
    *reads otherworldly danmei*
    Hmm pure mind, pure life… purely rotten ba

    • Ignobilia says:

      Ears sharpen

      Did I hear cookies?

      Looks left, looks right

      Carefully walks up to the silent dark angel

      Snatches the offered cookies from hand

      Starts munching on it

      Remembers human manners

      Looks at the dark angel….

      Quickly bows in gratitude and then runs away with a warm feeling in chest


      Finds a dark corner to eat cookie so that no one will take it from me

    • Oh dear dark angel I also want cookies !!!
      By chance there is milk too?
      I need milk to drown my sorrows … I want more TT-TT chapters.
      Oh well, while we’re going to pray to the goddess Snow
      * places incense in the sanctuary *

      • 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰😄😄😄😄😄
        There’s enough for everyone!!!❤❤❤!

    • jujube says:

      Nooooooooo!! Just when they physically reunited! *cough cough cough*
      Oh, I think I’ll have some cake 🍰🍰 Thank you, darkangel, for hosting.
      Everyone, don’t forget to have something to drink! ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵

  2. Ignobilia says:

    Camp camp camp, campidi camp~ 🎶

    Life might be hard (like a seme for hours)

    The burden might be heavy (on the young flower)

    But together we will make it trough

    We stand united as one

    We all lift together

    Oh camp, campidi camp~

    The burden will lighten

    The wait will brighten

    When we all stand together, as one ♥️

  3. Ignobilia says:

    Firstly. sorry for weirdly commenting in a high amount (I’m on a BL high) but I also wanted to say this –>

    “Being chased” 😱

    Guys! It happened again!

    Who slipped up?! They must have seen someone!

    But almost all of us are using the HDS Sky ship and the space base…

    Could they have discovered the drones?

    Ah! I had thought that we had found the perfect way but now we need to make further improvement!

    Well we have been lazy lately so maybe this is a good motivation for us to get back in the game.

    So let’s all start flexing our BL brains for solutions!

  4. Kaguya Magami says:

    Please at least make then die together on harmony. MC always die first and leave ML all alone. Too sad….😭😭😭

  5. Ungrateful Camper says:

    Dawn on the latest update…
    Hell, it’s 2AM!

    ( ・ω・) ありが㌧㌧
    / ~つと)

  6. Snow Sama It is not! It’s not a cute cliff! I do not see the beautiful! Snow Sama you are such a wicked goddess sometimes TT-TT although I remain faithful to you my heart is full of concern

  7. Kaguya Magami says:

    Thank you for the chapter! Fufufu, they really a pair of idiot happy couple.
    Altough this arc is long and don’t have too deep relationship with other character, surprisingly, this arc really pictured the reality of the cultivator society. They just greedy for powers, killing everywhere, and a bunch of immoral bastard with high level cultivation. Sigh, i read a lot of cultivation story in qidian, almost all of them have this type of disgusting people run amok everywhere. Sigh…


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