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Chapter 3: Tripping Brother is the Little Sister’s Job


Chapter 3: Tripping Brother is the Little Sister’s Job

Rather than a showy and flashy arrival, their arrival was rather tame; only soft glow of light announced their arrival in the new ‘game’ world. They were both in a kneeling position and stood up from their crouch rather calmly as they introduced themselves.

“I am Ming Lin, a pleasure to meet you.” The soft smile he gave was enough to make people blush and look away; he was the very picture of a classical beauty.

“Hi~ I’m Ming Mei~ Nice to meet you~! Please do eat my brother’s tofu soon, okay?” Her greeting was extremely cheerful although there was something not quite right with what she said….

Ignore, ignore. All people are experts at ignoring.

“Thank you heroes, for answering our summon. I am the current Emperor of the country, my name is Lan Tian. People also call me the Sky Emperor for my mastery over wind magic.” If her brother was the classic beauty, this man was clearly a cool beauty befitting of his image! Long, shiny blue hair and deep blue eyes colder than ice. Although he sounded cold and aloft, he is rather kind to his people. A Kuudere.

She can’t wait to put them together!

They were beckoned forward and as they were within reach, little Sister employs the Skill: Trip!

Allow her to explain. Her Skill: Trip! Is a self made skill used to specifically trip her brother whenever there is a hot man in reach so he could fall into their laps and let her witness a glorious scene. It has been in development since she was 10 and her mastery of it is perfect! No one can tell it is her who purposely tripped someone!

However, her Older Brother isn’t someone who has tripped continuously for around ten years for nothing due to unknown reason and always end up in an embarrassing situation of being caught and held by other men. His Passive Skill: Cat! Allows him to instantly regain balance like a cat with no sign of change in his expression that showed he was ever going to fall.

It was not his only skill though. The big brother she had been trying to pair had been accidently strengthened by her over the years. Be it power, selective hearing, sight and power to get out of trouble, they were all pretty much MAX. It was something the sister did not plan for and wouldn’t find out until later.

Needless to say for the current fail, the sister was silently disappointed, but there were many other chances in the future.

Especially with the help of a Goddess on her side. Mortals cannot stand the power of a Deity, no matter who (she decisively forgot about the legends of mortals going against gods and even slaying them).

Brother, prepare yourself!

You can only forfeit and resign yourself!

Quietly let your tofu be eaten!

Although I mainly want you together with the Sky Emperor, there is also the option of building a harem! I do not mind harems either! Either one is OK.

This is a world of magic! Of fantasy!

Making a Child is also OK! (With Magic of course.)

There are also no condoms! (Good Job Game Developers!)

BL Scenes were shown without censorship and full blast! (Such a rare gem.)

Just imaging certain scenes was about to give her a nosebleed as she mentally drooled with the Goddess.

(“Our livelihood depends on you, Big brother! You cannot disappoint us!”)

Ming Lin felt an unnatural chill as he listened and talked with the Emperor about the current situation of the (game) world. He couldn’t help but feel someone was cleaning him and presenting him on a silver platter.

Some people on the sidelines who saw the little sister’s silent snickers and looks between the two men felt pity for the Elder brother who did not know he was being set up.

Though there were many who clearly approved of it. One of them had been trying to get the Emperor to find a partner for a long time. Gender didn’t matter to him, as long as the master he was serving finally obtains someone to spend time with! He had been watching him grow up for so long yet remain partnerless. He truly felt useless!

They need a heir sooner or later. Mixing blood with otherworldly heroes makes some strong bloodlines so it was completely fine in their books. Even encouraged! They just didn’t think it would be a younger sibling setting up their clueless(?) older sibling. But since it was already happening, they may as well help a little.

“Someone go plan the Elder Brother’s sleeping quarters to be next to the Emperor’s. The sister’s across from theirs. Make sure the doctor makes plenty of that.” One of the elders whispered to a servant as he silent stroked his beard and laughed soft ‘hohos’ about youth.

And the Older Brother is still clueless about his Sealed Fate.

And smiling as brightly as ever.


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18 thoughts on “[PE] Chapter 3: Tripping Brother is the Little Sister’s Job

  1. KuroNeko says:

    Omg I love this ?? but I still feel really bad for the bro, he’s such a nice person and brother yet he’s little sis is stabbing him in the back.
    And everyone else is conspiring against him too, I hope he gets at least one supporter

    • SnowTime says:

      There will be one… probably ?

      • girl says:

        the ml

  2. Lolli says:

    Thank you for the chapter. loving this so far. Elaser Brother please prepare yourself to be thoroughly eaten.

    P.S.
    I’m all for harem!!!!

  3. darknari says:

    This is hilarious. Can’t wait to see what happens next.

  4. LK says:

    (^-^) more please I really like it

  5. dae says:

    omg im laughing so much <333

  6. Jellyfish101 says:

    This is such a good story! I hope the sister successfully trips the brother soon xD If you need any help or something do reach out. 😀

  7. Julie Thomas says:

    Such a funny chapter. Feels kinda bad for the brother since the sister is conspiring against him. I dont mind though.

  8. yuurei says:

    This is awesome. I can’t wait to read more of Ming Mei’s shenanigans to get Ming Lin into bed with all the pretty boys! Bwahahahaha! And the help from the sidelines. Oh my god, I love it! Poor Ming Lin has no idea what he’s in for…heh heh.

  9. D.D says:

    Aww Y is he not trip into the empr lap!!!!! Nice chp please do cont (● 3

  10. Some Questionable Deity says:

    This is a world of magic! Of fantasy!

    Making a Child is also OK! (With Magic of course.)

    There are also no condoms! (Good Job Game Developers!)

    BL Scenes were shown without censorship and full blast! (Such a rare gem.)

    Just imaging certain scenes was about to give her a nosebleed as she mentally drooled with the Goddess.

    (“Our livelihood depends on you, Big brother! You cannot disappoint us!”)

    Ming Lin felt an unnatural chill as he listened and talked with the Emperor about the current situation of the (game) world. He couldn’t help but feel someone was cleaning him and presenting him on a silver platter.
    i cant breath to amazing this sister is the embodiment of all us fujioshis dreams i hearbye pleadge my undying loyalty to her for the promotion off yaoi and beartyful smut ah god u have graced us
    i want the uncensrd sex no condems harems OF YAOI ITS MY DREAMS A FUC I NOW GO INTO YAOI COMMA

  11. Vannie says:

    Passive skill to aviod danger is really needed, after all everyone is plotting against the elder brother

    • Vannie says:

      I am back rereading this one… Hey, Snow lend your passive skill to Big Bro… XD

      • SnowTime says:

        XD I need it myself

  12. BooyahBlue says:

    Poor big brother (^ν^)

  13. Oceanskyice says:

    I swear, if he’s a healer, he’ll be the scariest healer in existence.

  14. Lily says:

    No harem please! 🙂 Detracts cuteness from the story that’s already set.

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